Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

[hoytedow]

 

[hoytedow]

The casters I took from a furniture dolly.

 

[hoytedow]

This ship has sailed.

 

[Angélique]

The kitchen doesn't look so much butchered to me, my compliments to the carpenter, and the one who thought about a way of later access to the plumbing.

 

[Angélique]

The casters I took from a furniture dolly.

So the wood parts of that one where butchered in front of her sister who had to watch the scene . .

 

[hoytedow]

Thanks. When I designed the cabinets I even(in anticipation of another flooding) epoxied the base cabinets which are marine plywood. If the sheetrock gets wet one need only to unscrew the cabinets from the wall, hose them clean and replace them after the wall has been repaired. The wall cabinets are sealed with marine varnish before painting but they are less likely to get wet anyway.

 

[hoytedow]

 

[Fanie]

Thanks moderator, for the modest reply, and Angel for the details.

Looks pretty good to me Hoyte !

 

[Angélique]

Old forum farts now have ‘‘Legacy Rep’’, and new forum farts don't.

Fanie, since you took a forum break for a while, there's alas very sad news too, PAR has gone ahead of us, don't catch up with him too soon.

 

[Fanie]

Fanie, since you took a forum break for a while, there's alas very sad news too, PAR has gone ahead of us, don't catch up with him too soon.

Thanks... A wealth of knowledge that went with him.

The thing about LIFE is that it cannot progress if the old does not make way for the new, it is the natural cycle of life on this earth. It may be different elsewhere on other planets. Not even the gods lived forever, they all died (Inkey, Yahweh, Budha... Nothing to do with the Creator or the Creation Forces).

My wife says she doesn't want to become old . The question is when are you old enough .

 

[hoytedow]

There are no dead atheists.

 

[Angélique]

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I believe that USA Col. Richard P. Mason with the atomic whirl logo on his tombstone at Arlington Cemetery is dead and didn't change his belief while passing away, as his mind or soul or whatever went into the same state as before his conception, namely totally non existence. If there exists something eternal* then that should have been somewhere before conception, so where was your soul before your conception? If you don't know that then there's no such thing as eternal life.

* ‘‘ Lasting or existing forever; without end or beginning. ’’

Who ever doesn't believe this may call it a joke, or even something worse if that eases their mind . .

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- Richard Patrick Mason - Physician, researcher, US Army

 

[hoytedow]

He may have been an atheist up until his passing. Death changes everything.

 

[ImaginaryNumber]

There are no dead atheists.

Correct. And there are no dead religionists either.

 

[hoytedow]

Teacher: "Who were the first human beings?"

Christian Student: "Adam and Eve."

Teacher: "And what religion was this Adam and Eve?"

Student: "Communist, of course."

Teacher: "And how do you know that they were Communist?"

Student: "Easy, they had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear, and only one apple between them, yet they still called it paradise!"

Adam and Eve's Religion - Creation Jokes http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Creation/Adam_and_Eve's_Religion.shtml

The boat comes later.