Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

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  1. Sockmonkey
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    If there's no net force you haven't caught anything yet.
     
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    hoytedow Carbon Based Life Form

    Surviving 2020 was an oar deal.
     
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  4. Will Gilmore
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    Oh, did you buy extras incase some broke in 2021?

    -Will (Dragonfly)
     
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  5. Will Gilmore
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    Oh, did you buy extras in case some broke in 2021?

    -Will (Dragonfly)
     
    Will Gilmore, Jan 12, 2021
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    Buy? No I found them in a oar house.
     
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    Will Gilmore, Aug 28, 2022
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    A large percentage of male sailors that go over board are found with their pants zipper down.
     
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    .....looking for mermaids!?
     
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