Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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    I like to quote the first line of the two last above links, fantastic prose, thanks . . :)

    ‘‘ Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. ’’ - (65,909 people found this helpful)

    ‘‘ We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives. ’’ - (8,965 people found this helpful)
     
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    For the upcoming Episode 9 Disney has announced a new joint venture with candy notable Haribo: limited edition Sugar Free Haribo Wookiees.

    "We're very excited," said Kennedy, "these delicious gems are exactly what we want to bring to the series. Eat 9 and you'll feel like you were at the movies!"
     
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    Don't mess with Texas!

     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Next one about Texas is about road signs, and since it's once more for real I've posted it on the Road signs thread.
     
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    About those Texas things, I really don't want to make fun of them, it's just the devil inside me that made me post it, I think . . ;)
     
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    The Perfect Country and Western Song

     
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    On the hours to build: "... so when you do the math on that it's really a serious medical condition. ..." :D

     
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    I'm not sure the advertised text is true when you're swimming towards a beach . . :eek:

    ‘‘ . . . a Beach Closed Sign is a helpful aid for the protection of the health and safety . . . ’’

    [​IMG]​
     
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