Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

I like to quote the first line of the two last above links, fantastic prose, thanks . . :)

‘‘ Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. ’’ - (65,909 people found this helpful)

‘‘ We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives. ’’ - (8,965 people found this helpful)
 
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For the upcoming Episode 9 Disney has announced a new joint venture with candy notable Haribo: limited edition Sugar Free Haribo Wookiees.

"We're very excited," said Kennedy, "these delicious gems are exactly what we want to bring to the series. Eat 9 and you'll feel like you were at the movies!"
 
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Next one about Texas is about road signs, and since it's once more for real I've posted it on the Road signs thread.
 
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About those Texas things, I really don't want to make fun of them, it's just the devil inside me that made me post it, I think . . ;)
 
On the hours to build: "... so when you do the math on that it's really a serious medical condition. ..." :D

 
I'm not sure the advertised text is true when you're swimming towards a beach . . :eek:

‘‘ . . . a Beach Closed Sign is a helpful aid for the protection of the health and safety . . . ’’

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