Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. Rurudyne
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    "The wicked run when no one is chasing them" -- Proverbs 28:1

    ... so clearly Solomon didn't like joggers....
     
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Maybe that's why the Donald doesn't like jogging either, and has a specific hair color . . o_O
     
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    There'll be hell toupee for that....
     
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  4. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

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    Victor Borge - How people with different occupations play the piano. Wait for it - it's the last one.

     
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    So the point is that after meth, reality sets in and you get a real job?
     
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    Imperial Stormtroopers lead lonely lives.

    The alway miss you.
     
    Rurudyne, Jun 22, 2018
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    I predict this toy will set off some SJW sooner or later....

     
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    Im sure the product is very good, but I just love the ad. From about 1minute 5seconds in :

     
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    Surely we have come to the end of days... :eek::(:Do_O
     
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    Sooner or later some psycho girlfriend is gonna use that stuff to get her guy's attention and it's going to be all over the tabloids....
     
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Fun it is for sure :), however I would like to see that cut up and taped together boat for real, here's some flex tape reviews . . :rolleyes:
     
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