I am the victim of everything

na
mine are getting bad
I need to wear reading glasses to get any kind of accurate work done
I supose once they are done changing I will go get lazic
but until then I'll just have to make due

Mass
think about it
who is going to pay a specialist to sow retina's onto there ***
if thats what he wanted
he didnt have to go all the way to miami
any old local ****** would have done that and probably not have charged extra
just cause its kinky

I think he meant retina
not rectum
get your eye's checked man
 
Year, cleaned my glasses, provided free, (along with annual (not anal) checks etc for vets re proctologists er you know) for veterans, yes that is it, I get free medical & dental & optical but no help for screwed mind or alzheimers stuff fuckit...
 
I have been the victim of a dentist earlier this afternoon, 5 fillings came out 50 quid, even the missus had a few done as well. I am a victim of eating food,Im sure the missus is a victim of it also.

All this victimisation has encouraged me to go out shortly and see the ball jiggling girls. I can show em my new teeth.
 
I was very nearly a victim! --well not really. Harley Davidson Dyna low rider 2006 fuel injection and 6 speed gearbox 9,000 dollar or 300,000 baht.

I saw it on the internet, we E mailed backwards and forwards, photos, description.

Was suppose to be in an apartment in Thailand. He was in Cyprus.

Ok--so when can you get over here,--oh next week --great Ille buy it 100%.

Oh I need you to send me money to buy a ticket.

Thats when it hit me. I called him. He was short in his conversation and didnt want to talk about the bike much but that I need to send money or he cant come. I said that is not the way to do it, he put the phone down.


So,--- nice little scam, advertise something juicy in another country and get them to send you money for an air ticket --Mmmmm not bad. but not me!!!
 
Ah Frosty, just as well you smelled a rat....so may crooks in this world think they can scam people, sad really.

anyhow, don't you get enough chicks there without the Harley?
 
I think he is too old for chicks and actually has a "thing" about motorbikes:o::!::?: - - sort of sad when one gets too old to play with "chicks":D:D:D
 
That would have been my 5th bike and no the chicks here don't care what you ride in fact they they prefer a nice air con car any day.

When you pay the money and they come outside with their handbag they look a bit glum when faced with a drunk on a big bike.

You guys don't get it do you? I suppose you wou'ld dress up and have a shave,--its the money guys ---the money.

John an American mate gets the women fast,-- he is 72. You can be sat next to him with a toxedo on at 22 years old and they wont come near you, why? because John gets the money out.

Ha ha --- tourists!!!.
 
What is his wallet tied to his dick inside his chastity belt (that "the old dragon" put on him) :D:D:P
 
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