I am the victim of everything

Shame Gonzo,

If RHP suffers like that it makes it kinda ok you know, like it's destined that he has to suffer that bad. If He gets faltered, burned by fire and the likes it sound about right to me...

But to say the least I never expected you to be such a masochist !




Two victims so far, do we have three. Come gentle and other men, please step up, do we have three ?

 

gonzo, quickly, spend an hour or so typing up your grief and then post so others may pass judgement and express in reciprocal delight, - - "rather you than me"

 

Well....RHP's wife took a look at me and said: Is that all you got?

 

Fanie

we do not have three
I say the leading cause of divorce
is marriage

which I have avoided like the plaque it is

you want any real whining
you will have to ask those unfortunates unable to learn from the mistakes of others

Gonzo
I had a horse ( no not RHP's whife ) do that to me once
we were all out on a ride in the mountains and I made a pit stop
I was riding a mare that I had hand raised from a pup ( so to speak )
I was taking a leak minding my own business when the horse walked up behind me
peaked over my shoulder
looked down
and then looked up at me as if to say
"you call that a pecker"
I was mildly amused and yet pissed off all at the same time
"what are you looking at" I barked back
horse walked off a few steps and I swear shook its head
the folks waiting all saw it and laughed there asses off

 

I dont know anything about horses,---I trod in some horse **** once tho.

They dont have clutch or hand brake --scary things.

I saw one at a bus stop, well it was'nt at the bus stop waiting for a bus ,it was on the other side of the fence, it had a big donger hanging down, two women were very interested in it, the donger not the horse, well maybe the horse as well ---a bit.

 

I think the problem is that according to women, every man is a horse's ***. Unfortunatley for them it is the wrong part of the anatomy

 

Horses behave like that, whenever you get to a fence he will let you over first! Horse sense is stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

Be thankfull Frosty, many never get that close to a horse

 

Its stopped raining now and I don't want this beer, ive had enough.

Drove home on one cylinder god knows why, it was the rain maybe, 100mile bike trip --stop for a beer or two and ---one cylinder WTF happened.

Oh well tomorrows morning will reveal the prob, could be a plug.

Got home and the house water pump is down , I just replaced it yesterday, had a shower outside in a bucket, I know, I know you cant do that in USA.

Sigh,--- im a victim of mechanical complicity and delusions of alcohol consumption, where my expectations seem to be overwhelmed only by my beer gut.

Sorry cant drink this.

 

You can take a shower with a bucket outside in the USA. Hippies have been doing that for decades. Still, my misery is worse than yours. I have to be myself.

 

This misery thing?

You know,--- this victimization that you are so suffering from.

Is it something that you might be letting us in on in the near future at all?

A small glimmer perhaps of the reason your suffering.

You've been caught shoplifting in Harrods and you've been banged up at her Majesties pleasure?

 

Some things are selfevident. Anyone trying to make me prove it is only another victimizer. I am the victim and should not be called upon to provide proof or in any way have logical arguments.

 

I gave up on you after the wheel of cheese did no good.

 

I can prove I am the victim. In spite of Par's kind suggestion, no cheese wheel has shown up at my mailbox.

 

What do you want with cheese ? Last time I tried giving up smoking they said I must try cheese whenever I feel like smoking. It was no good at all.
I couldn't get the friggin cheese to light...

 

Fanie, you turkey, you don't light it, you say it "Cheese"...that way you appear to be smiling and people think that you are happy, so they say G'Day, that makes you happy because you are not in fact the victim of everything, so you naturally smile.......in the end, you are happy.....and if you say G'day to someone else, chances are they will be happy too....it becomes infectious (but not like rabies).