I am the victim of everything

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  1. hoytedow
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  2. hoytedow
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    You'll miss your eyes once you've wrecked'em.
     
  3. Boston

    Boston Previous Member

    na
    mine are getting bad
    I need to wear reading glasses to get any kind of accurate work done
    I supose once they are done changing I will go get lazic
    but until then I'll just have to make due

    Mass
    think about it
    who is going to pay a specialist to sow retina's onto there ***
    if thats what he wanted
    he didnt have to go all the way to miami
    any old local ****** would have done that and probably not have charged extra
    just cause its kinky

    I think he meant retina
    not rectum
    get your eye's checked man
     
  4. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Year, cleaned my glasses, provided free, (along with annual (not anal) checks etc for vets re proctologists er you know) for veterans, yes that is it, I get free medical & dental & optical but no help for screwed mind or alzheimers stuff fuckit...
     
  5. Frosty

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    I have been the victim of a dentist earlier this afternoon, 5 fillings came out 50 quid, even the missus had a few done as well. I am a victim of eating food,Im sure the missus is a victim of it also.

    All this victimisation has encouraged me to go out shortly and see the ball jiggling girls. I can show em my new teeth.
     
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  7. gonzo
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    I am the victim of the lack of information at the pet store
     
  8. Frosty

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    I was very nearly a victim! --well not really. Harley Davidson Dyna low rider 2006 fuel injection and 6 speed gearbox 9,000 dollar or 300,000 baht.

    I saw it on the internet, we E mailed backwards and forwards, photos, description.

    Was suppose to be in an apartment in Thailand. He was in Cyprus.

    Ok--so when can you get over here,--oh next week --great Ille buy it 100%.

    Oh I need you to send me money to buy a ticket.

    Thats when it hit me. I called him. He was short in his conversation and didnt want to talk about the bike much but that I need to send money or he cant come. I said that is not the way to do it, he put the phone down.


    So,--- nice little scam, advertise something juicy in another country and get them to send you money for an air ticket --Mmmmm not bad. but not me!!!
     
  9. Landlubber
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    Ah Frosty, just as well you smelled a rat....so may crooks in this world think they can scam people, sad really.

    anyhow, don't you get enough chicks there without the Harley?
     
  10. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    I think he is too old for chicks and actually has a "thing" about motorbikes:eek:::!::?: - - sort of sad when one gets too old to play with "chicks":D:D:D
     
  11. Frosty

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    That would have been my 5th bike and no the chicks here don't care what you ride in fact they they prefer a nice air con car any day.

    When you pay the money and they come outside with their handbag they look a bit glum when faced with a drunk on a big bike.

    You guys don't get it do you? I suppose you wou'ld dress up and have a shave,--its the money guys ---the money.

    John an American mate gets the women fast,-- he is 72. You can be sat next to him with a toxedo on at 22 years old and they wont come near you, why? because John gets the money out.

    Ha ha --- tourists!!!.
     
  12. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    What is his wallet tied to his dick inside his chastity belt (that "the old dragon" put on him) :D:D:p
     

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