I am the victim of everything

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by gonzo, Oct 6, 2009.

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  1. PAR
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    PAR Yacht Designer/Builder

    Some one buy the man a wheel of cheddar and call it a day . . .
     
    PAR, Oct 7, 2009
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  2. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Why??? :D:D:D
     
    masalai, Oct 7, 2009
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  3. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    A wheel of cheddar? Ive never heard it called that before, are there any Dutch here, they live on the stuff.

    Its a cheese.
     
    Frosty, Oct 7, 2009
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  4. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    I'll take the cheese. Thanks for the suggestion Par.
     
    gonzo, Oct 8, 2009
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  5. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Oh and before you leave London dont forget to lock up and turn the lights out before you go.
     
    Frosty, Oct 9, 2009
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  6. Boston

    Boston Previous Member

    cheese
    bad airplane flights
    wife swapping
    and a few bad jokes

    ok

    Ill bite

    what do you call a brunet standing between two blonds

    the translator
     
    Boston, Oct 9, 2009
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  7. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    A man can't even whine in peace that the jokes start.
     
    gonzo, Oct 9, 2009
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  8. Boston

    Boston Previous Member

    white or red
     
    Boston, Oct 9, 2009
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  9. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    See, Nobody takes me seriously. If I wanted that kind of abuse, I'd be talking to my wife instead of hidden behing a computer screen
     
    gonzo, Oct 9, 2009
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  10. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    wine, cheese or people??? Ok for either with wine, Chesse blue and creamish (don't like the "blue" much). skin/faces almost a rainbow of colours:D:D:D (interesting)...

    Oh yes gonzo, to whom are you married - computer or the lady over there? we all 'love' you, that's why we are the way we are:D:D:D:D (a bunch of liars)
     
    masalai, Oct 9, 2009
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  11. RHP
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    I just came back from a 2 week trip during which my son broke the key in back door lock so my thoughtful wife changed the lock.

    I got home last night, the wife and kids had gone to a kiddies party - and I didnt have a key to the new lock.

    I sat in the car for 2.1/2 hours catching up with paperwork in my briefcase.

    "Hi Honey, what are you doing?" (cue the blood curdling scream !)
     
    RHP, Oct 9, 2009
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  12. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    The key was 'broken on purpose. They were home all along, just didn't want to open the door yet. Enjoying their last few minutes without you... :D It must have been quite crowded in that brief case. The act is spelled jetchup in the US :rolleyes:

    Your house have only ONE door ? Any windows ?

    Boy, you ARE a victim of everything there...
     
    Fanie, Oct 9, 2009
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  13. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    I AM THE VICTIM. Don't you guys get it?
     
    gonzo, Oct 9, 2009
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  14. RHP
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    RHP Senior Member

    You mean you were in my garage last night as well? :eek:
     
    RHP, Oct 9, 2009
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  16. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    If I was at your house and your wife didn't open the door, that's bad news for you I guess.
     
    gonzo, Oct 9, 2009
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