Pirates on the news again tonight... I think they said turkey paid the randsom and the boat was released.
They also said how many boats were currently held by pirates.
This is simple, really. Get some cargo war boats to traipse around, even pretend to try and outrun the pirates, then blow them up, up and away-hay in my beautiful my beautiful baloooon...
The pirates won't know which are war boats and which are cargo boats. Pretty soon they would run when they see a cargo boat.
Get some really ugly accident pictures and get them in some newspapers where the pirates are bound to see them... claiming the result of a pirate attempt.
Ok, which navy needs some excersize ?