Pirates?

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by Mr.Pirate, Jun 20, 2004.

  1. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    If you must? bloody over-rated, undernourished, and almost a waste of the air she is supposed to breathe, and as you have said elsewhere - I heard about that big wang in her bit of porno but never saw it.... would make me vomit.....

    How about promoting some of your better class offerings in the local sewers?...
     
  2. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    I agree with you 100% she is all that but there is something dirty about her ,--its horny, Posssibly its that snooty look--dunno but works for me.

    Local sewers?? now now mas. thou has not seen nor been.
     
  3. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Why are they (sewers/stormwater drains) cleaner than in 1964-66?
     
  4. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Which Paris? the place thats like a sewer or the bird with a mind like a sewer? or even the ancient Trojan who fought in a sewer................seems it's all 5h1t anyway!!!!
     
  5. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Both safe and mass have exactly the same points as each other 681. the chances of this is ---well err a lot ---to 1 which is a bit fishy as they are both having a fetish on sewers. Im not sure where Im going with this so Err.

    Yeah but fishy if you ask me.
     
  6. Meanz Beanz
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    Meanz Beanz Boom Doom Gloom Boom

  7. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Now THAT is one for Sean to set eyes upon :D:D:D:D:D - - short legs though - she must stand on her toes to reach the ground?
     
  8. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    She can pi rate me any time :D
     
  9. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Scraggy ole tart. She has an ego problem, and she knows it.
     
  10. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    more like a nogo problem.....she won't go woth you, nor me for that matter mores the pity! Now if all pirates were like her................mmmmmmmm
     
  11. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    You wouldn't even rate as a pi.... and I know better than to even consider trying - better fish available.... Anyway too close to being a "foney buck" or is it a "boney.... " these Spoonerisms are difficult to get the punch line right....
     
  12. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    You old guys are just jealous :D
     
  13. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    I hope that is just self jealousy or do you really need some detailed explanation? - - - - A fast and phoney one is not going to be as nice was it..., (note the use of future and past tense in the one action phrase), as can be enjoyed in experience and extended duration of pleasure.... Why do you think Manie is after crew (plural)? us oldies know a thing or two....:D:D:D:D:D
     
  14. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Absolutely Fanie, absolutely!
     

  15. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    mannies not after crew, he's after a couple of scrawny tarts to share the boat space with and get his socks off and make bacon sanwhiches etc etc

    At immigration they would however fall under the "crew" catagory as Ive yet to sea scrawny tart list.
     
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