The end of the world is near....... what Yacht will you build?

Its raining today and I cant play out. So im dashing back and forth over 3 Forums,--phew its hard work. Fortunately the Boat Forum is busier and can keep me typing till corn flake time.

And thats about ---------- now!

 

You must be not too far away, because it is raining here.... I have just finished some fried eggs and baked beans, perfect fart material - - Aaabout Tuuuurn - -

 

Where did he go? the bowl of Kornflakes must be finished by this?

 

Slurp slop,--wipe mouth --yup just finished.

I was eating them at the computer, I had my glasses on and they dropped in the Corn flakes, I emediately burst into tears so the wife come running over " there there" she said and fixed me up. Shes has took the bowl away now so I can type again.

Maybe I should wash the boat in the rain.

 

sounds idyllic Frosty
I envy you both the nice boat and the great wife

( in that order )

 

Im going to sell it,---its not done many hours and scrubs up real well --as is where is!!


Hey Im thinking of selling the boat too.

 

Don't let "she who must be obeyed" see that - - your testicles will be in tomorrows curry

 

Phew,-- that was close, she looked over my shoulder just then when she brought my tea and biscuits.

 

You will...

You will get caught out Frosty......sooner or later ....

 

Frosty is older than Methuselah and still operational I hear...

 

Im not so sure about that
his girls got a few pet names for him that don't seem to indicate he's smelling all that good any more

 

I guess PIRACY is an option?

I am all pirated out, and only want the end of the US$ to stop being postponed, these long and unnecessarily dragged out epics are bloody booooring and tedious to watch... Get on with it for goodness sake :!: :!: :!:

It is like as a kid watching a very poignant scene where the lead lost his "love" interest in a very poignant scene to a bullet wound that was meant for him - it dragged on a bit and at last he said something like "...Oh what will I do now?" to which a wag replied as only a callow youth can in such situations - "kiss her whilst she is still warm" and the house lights came on, ushers were flashing torches trying to find the subversive influence...

 

December 22nd 2012 is the last day of this world.

It looks like I will still be around probably giving Mannie lessons in lady boy recognition, A terrible job but some one has to do it.

This is my post way back page 2# I think its still a good idea.

QUOTE=Frosty;93043]Saving your life and that of your immediate family in a boat built to survive world flooding has already been done. 300 cubits long I think it was, Noha was his name, this was a long time ago of course. The biggest problem Noha had was all the animals he decided to take along with him. Had he had a methane engine of some sorts he would have been laughing, as it was the story ended with him grounding out half way up a mountain in Iraq.
I have heard some consider cost of such a vessel,---why? you wont be paying for it would you? Personaly when the time came i would just wander down the local marina and pick one out, after inviting some freinds from the strip club at the end of our street. One has to consider occupying ones time whilst lazily drifting from continent to continent, and I might need female companionship if it was later found to be necessary to start a new generation for the planet.

Im not sure what the wife and kids plans are.[/QUOTE]

 

I still haven't heard any good reason why a modest power boat fueled by ground up politicians wouldn't be the perfect solution in a world gone mad

cheers
B

 

When you supply, I´ll process them!








Though it might get hard to sell that as "green" fuel, hähh?