Merry Christmas to all.

[Landlubber]

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[michael pierzga]

Meery Christams and may the Tuna be with you.................

 

[TeddyDiver]

Thank you! Merry xmas from the frozen north too

 

[Submarine Tom]

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Merry Frosty Christmas from the Great White North to all!

 

[hoytedow]

Merry Christmas.

 

[daiquiri]

Merry Christmas to you guys.

 

[afteryou]

Ya, ya, ya. Merry f-in Xmas, bah humbug

 

[Dirteater]

Merry Christmas everyone

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
There were bottle of booze left around by some louse.
When through the North window there came loud a yell
I sprang to my feet to see what the hell...
And what to my bloodshot eyes should I see,
But eight drunken reindeer caught up in a tree.
And there in the branches, was a man with a sleigh.
I knew it was Santa, quite tiddley and gay.
Staggering nearer those eight reindeer came,
While he belched and hiccoughed and called them by name:
"On Whiskey! On Vodka! we ain't got all night,
You too, Gin and Brandy, now all do it right!
Clamber up on the roof, and get off this wall,
Get going you rummies, we've still got a long haul!"
So up on the roof went the reindeer and sleigh,
But a tree branch hit Santa before he could sway.
And then to my ears like the roll of a barrel,
A hell of a noise that was no Christmas carol.
So I pulled in my head and I cocked a sharp ear,
Down the chimney he plunged, landing smack on his rear.
He was both plump and chubby, and tried to stand right,
But he didn't fool me, he was high as a kite.
He spoke not a word but went straight to work
And missed half the stockings, the drunken old jerk.
Then putting his thumb to the end of his nose,
He fluttered his fingers as he quoted prose.
As he sprung for his sleigh at so hasty a pace,
He tripped on a shingle and he slid on his face.
But I heard him call back as he passed out of sight,
"Merry Christmas, you lushes, now really get tight!"

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/A_Drunks_Night_Before_1#ixzz2FQsYntMA

 

[El_Guero]

May we remember the reason for the season, and be blessed.

Merry Christmas.

May we remember the reason for the season, and be blessed.

Wayne

 

[Doug Lord]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

 

[lewisboats]

Joyeux Noel und Prospero Ano Nuevo

 

[SamSam]

 

[PAR]

I just pulled the cover off the ketch for my Christmas morning sail. Light and variable with a high of 77, for a change. Usually I freeze (a relative term for a southerner) my butt off and battle reefing chores.

Happy holidays to all . . .

 

[yipster]

happy day's all!

 

[troy2000]

Twas the night before Christmas....

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/A_Drunks_Night_Before_1#ixzz2FQsYntMA

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
The whole G-D family was drunk as a louse.
Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song,
And Junior in bed was flogging his dong.

Ma home from the cat house and me out of jail
Had just settled down for a nice piece of tail,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what the H--- was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Threw open the shutters and fell on my A--.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a whorehouse-like luster to the objects below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer.
With a little old driver a-pounding his dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

Slower than snails, his reindeer they came,
He bitched and he swore and he called them by name.
"Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over those walls,
Quick! Or G-D-'it I'll cut off your balls."

Over the rooftop he stumbled and fell,
Then came down the chimney like a bat out of H---.

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He stumbled and stumped his way to the door,
Tripped on his peter and fell to the floor.
And I heard him exclaim ere he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all, it's been a hell of a night."