Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Hie-hie Meanz, Masalai is not seeing it

What did you expect to see Masalai ?

 

An anorexic piggy bank (emptied and starving) and then an empty ocean, so, , no money, no boat..............? follow Philodendrons advice and make a big withdrawal from his bank?

 

maybe next week?

 

You bought this upon yourself!

 

Sis man its awful

 

im not gonna be able to close my eyes and sleep for a week nows

 

Fanie as you may have picked up between my lines my piggy bank is in a worse shape than yours.

Dont worry you are not alone.

I would love to know how many guys on this forum all over the world have to put there boat projects on hold / back burner

 

this is kinda funny

 

who's touchin me!!!,,,,thats a ride for people who love their fellow traveler...hehe

 

There are these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head.

 

It's not an empty ocean Masalai, it's SUBMARINE RACING ! Don't you see

Manie, stop bragging about your riches

 

i have got that sinking feeling

 

Fanie i know where the "Europeans" fu3kedup


" In the land of the Pharohs (Egypt)"

who did the work

"The dark ous"

 

Subject: $50...


Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and
every year Morris would say, 'Esther,
I'd like to ride in that helicopter'.


Esther always replied, 'I know Morris,
but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'.


One year Esther and Morris went to the
fair, and Morris said, 'Esther,


I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that
helicopter, I might never get another
chance'


Esther replied, 'Morris that
helicopter is fifty dollars - and fifty
Dollars is fifty dollars'.


The pilot overheard the couple and
said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for a ride. If
you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and not say a word I won't charge you!
But if you say one word, it's fifty
dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and
up they went.


The pilot did all kinds of fancy
maneuvers, but not a word was heard.


He did his daredevil tricks over and
over again, but still not a word.


When they landed, the pilot turned to
Morris and said, 'By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell
out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'


Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the
truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know --
fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

 

drinking wine on a thursday

here is some fun for friday