Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Westlawn mate please be careful - I resemble that little dit!!!

 

Which of course explains what we always thought about the Afrikaans - brains in the d**ks! helps you play Rugby true, but we only lent you that cup (I will not admit that you deserved it, this time, but hey lets not discuss religion on the net!)

 

It sure got you guys to trip over it eh ! Tbh, didn't know if your guys were going to fall for that one

 

I watched the rugby for about 2 mins. In my opinion it wasn't rugby, just kicking back and forth and pathetic play. Not even a single try.

 

Yeah well what else do you want them to do with it. Thats what Ive always thought about this 'game' of rugby.

As Ive said before I got a dog can do that, he can fetch a stick ,-- doubtfull if they could, and I know for sure they couldnt catch a frisby as good as the dog.

Have you tried watching ducks in the park ,--it so exiting comaparitively speaking.

 

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then...........you are probably a cat or a dog.

 

With the help and understanding of my girl friend I can do all that.

If you cant do#11 then its probably because you cant to do #1-8-9

If you can do#2 then you can do do 3-4-5-6-7 and 8

If you have the patience to understand this then you can do#1 and probably 11

If youve now given up then you cant do #9 and 10

Yawn ---- Ive nothing to do!! could wash the boat I suppose.

 

Frosty,

If you actually assigned numbers to them and kept track of them all, you're the poster child for anality!!

 

That, Frosty, is in bad taste!

 

New technology is always difficult for some.

http://lazur.com/2007/04/27/worlds-first-it-professional/

 

TALKING CLOCK

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of
friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom
where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.
"A talking clock - seriously?"
"Yup. Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Juss watch" she said. She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an
ear-shattering bash and stepped back. Her three mates stood looking
at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed

"For f***'s sake you stupid bit*h, it's ten past three in the f***ing morning!!!"

 

Well said Frosty, Te-he... I just knew someone was going to come up with the truth

Don't worry English, they say the highest trees catches the most wind, but if you dont like it we can always cut you off right at the bal... I mean roots

C'mon Frosty, be a good chap I say. We have no Thai jokes we can mock you with, so better you come up with some yourself

Under developed country SMS virus: "Hello, this is Philamon. This is the cel phone virus. We do not have automated delete functian, you have to go manual. Deleet all messages an numbers then forward to every one. Thank you"

 

Stadies haf now founds dat men that ore verry wel endowed kannot spell properlys.

 

Hey Walrus you got a new mate to play with? I think you and Fanie will get on great.

 

Frosty ?