Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

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  1. upchurchmr
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    Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer!

    With all the lying BS from partisan politicians, I'm having a hard time seeing any real humor.
     
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    2019: Stay away from negative people.
    2020: Stay away from positive people.
     
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    Why won't the coronavirus last long?
    It's made in China.
     
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    Why do people eat so much pancakes and pizza now?
    Nothing else will slide under the door.
     
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    What do you call a guy fishing in Michigan?
    You don't. He already used his one call.
     
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    After being shut in all day I now realize why the dog chews the furniture.
     
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    I went to the fridge again and thought I heard it say "What do you want now?!".
     
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    Now Hooters delivers to your front door.
    Just because they are doesn't mean you can call them Knockers.
     
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    Now, if you want to, you have room to swing a cat.
     
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    Marlinspike seamanship may become popular again. Now where did I put that yardarm?
     
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    "Stay away from negative people"

    That is not much of a joke.

    Oh, that was me you meanie?
     
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    C'rona virus. There. I contracted it.
     
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    Next year we'll look back and laugh. At least, some of us will.
     
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    Actually better to read the entire post so as not to miss the point.
     

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