BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

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  1. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    This one looks pink enough to me, and it even might be floating on its drum, but was splashed off by the President when it tried to board his boat . . .

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    We shall never know what the rabbit would have done if the President hadn't splashed it off, as it finally set fire to the Notre Dame . . :eek:

    Portal of the Last Judgment, which is (or was) the central portal of the west facade of the Notre Dame, detail cowardice... (French links)

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    Some live footage when it attacked the King Arthur gang . . :confused:

     
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    You have to know that in the years since there's been at least one soldier throwing a grenade in actual combat who has counted "One, two, five!" when throwing it.

    Also, I had forgotten about the rabbit incident! Thanks. :)
     
  3. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Lucky is the President whose only private issues are that he splashed off a rabbit for its own safety, as he didn't intend to eat it.

    Jimmy (born October 1, 1924) might turn out like John McCain, by almost all much appreciated after his dead, but for now he's still going strong at 95 . . :)



    Below an April 15, 2019 Tyler Jordan post on Instagram....

    Jimmy Carter 39th President USA 94 yo April 15 2019 Tyler Jordan Turkey Hunting Realtree Farms.jpg
    ‘‘ 94 years old and still bustin’ beaks! An unforgettable morning in the woods with President Carter at Realtree Farms ’’
     
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    Roisin Murphy from Moloko is wise to their evil ways:
     
  6. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Damn, didn't know they were so dangerous, thanks for warning, now we'll better stay out of the swamps, to avoid being seen as a competitor . . :eek:

    PDF – Louisiana Wildlife News – Volume 3, Issue 5 – September 2008 – page 2 of 4, right side – Wildlife Species Profile – Swamp Rabbit (Sylvilagus aquaticus)

    ‘‘ . . . Rival males will often engage in aggressive encounters that sometimes become violent enough to kill one of the combatants. When fighting, males will stand on their hind legs and use their teeth and claws to inflict wounds on their opponent. They will also jump from the ground and strike with the sharp claws of the hind feet. . . . ’’

    P.S. - Indeed wonderful Discarding Images in post #6769, thanks for posting . . :)
     
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    Watership Down is a rough neighborhood.

     
  8. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

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    Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year . . :)

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    Saw this double Christmas sweater among the 2019 black friday sales offers . . .

    Christmas sweater for 2 people dog Takkie cat Siepie from Jip and Janneke by Dutch HEMA 1.jpg

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    The dog is named Takkie and the cat Siepie in the Jip and Janneke stories.
     
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  9. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Here's a Jip and Janneke and Takkie statue at the Waalkade in Zaltbommel in the Netherlands, at the river Waal, on Google Street View at 51°48'53.9"N 5°14'55.1"E, just in front of the local raisable floodwall to not permanent spoil the view, the narrow edges of the plate statue are here to be seen . . .

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  10. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    Quinquennial tests, Dutch spoken vids . . . .







    The other in the videos shown statues along the flood wall in Zaltbommel can be found here (Beelden aan de Waalkade, Dutch link)
     

  11. Angélique
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    Angélique aka Angel (only by name)

    No joke, there's a highway bridge and a railway bridge in front of the Jip and Janneke and Takkie statue, a potassium hydroxide tanker collided* last night with a pillar of the railway bridge.

    ( * the linked page contains a short video with a spokesperson in dutch )

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    Emergency personnel is here shown on the highway bridge, there were no casualties and no leakage, both bridges are reopened for traffic again at the time of this posting.
     
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