Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

The cooling function of the bamboo version was also new to me . . . :idea:

Here some better pictures ---> Link 1 ---> Link 2 ^{(kinda translation)}

 

That will be a cool night..With a bamboo wife.
Cheap, very fast growing. Easy to maintain. Sustainable.

 

So would you call a rattan framed dinghy a Dutch barge wife?

 

Who was the first electricity detective ?

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Sherlock Ohms​

 

Don't forget Watt's son.

 

That's shocking Angelique.
In fact re-Volting.
In fact Sherlock Ohms is not the current detective. When they sacked him he did put up some resistance.

Shoot me!

Poida.

A man was hanging from the roof by his feet.
His friend said, "What are you doing?"
He said, "I'm going to end my life and hang myself."
His friend asked, "Shouldn't you have the rope around your neck?"
"Nup" He replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe."

Not the joke about the bloke pretending to be an electric light.

 

Benjamin Franklin.

 

It seems to pay off to draw electricity from the sky . . . :idea:​

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Maybe that's good for $ 12 . . . ​

The Gas Station Show​

Below in short, the subs are in Greek as it seems they need the money there these days . . .

Al Bundy shoot me $ 12​

 

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

 

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: £3.50
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs £3.50 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at about £300. In one year, it would be approximately £3600 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3600, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £72,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?



A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower.
The young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers.
The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.

Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some idiot out there wants to buy half a cauliflower."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him,
so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy,
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.
We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?"
"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff."

"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?"

 

Yes, let your money work for you . . . . :idea:

But I'm afraid the investment companies told this woman ‘‘ your money was lazy so we had to dismiss it ’’ . . . .

Or she owns a Bugatti Chiron now, alas the story doesn't tell . . .


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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE.


An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year.

Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?".

The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff...."Dad. ...I became a prostitute..."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so ye are."

"OK, Daddy -- as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deeds to a 10-bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque...

For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex...

And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club..................... (takes a breath)...... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A prostitute, Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT.
Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."

 

Well, that's a major advantage of Catholic faith, they can buy an indulgence . .

And in the Mary Shop for just a few $ boaters can buy a badge that offers the Lord's protection, at least that's what they say over there . . .

P.S. - ‘‘ This Boat/Sailboat visor clip easily attaches to any car visor . . . ’’ -

 

This will cure you and help you save LOTS of money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cspe2R2xXTM Michael Tsarion Real Meaning Of Christian Symbolism