Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Blond goes on a boat trip and the captain says if she's not going below to his cabin with him he's going to sink the ship.

Later she SMS her friend, 'Today I saved 1650 people's lives, twice !'

 

Jack and Jill plays hide and seek on the boat. Jill hides. She sends Jack an SMS.
'If you can find me, you can have me. If you can't find me, I'm in the aft cabin...'

 

Walrus and Frosty is tired of posting on the forum and decides to use pigeons instead. Frosty sends Walrus a pigeon without a note. What the hel is this ? Walrus wants to know. Frosty says it's a missed call, stupid !

 

"Friends" like you drive one to drink and sex.
I just want to thank you very much for being my friend

 

73 year old guy brags in pub. In my days I could hang a bucket full af water on my dingeling and cross a ship's deck like that.

And now ? someone asks.

No he says, not any more, my knees are giving in...

 

The first Vaj a gra baby was born on a Monday. By tuesday he was sitting upright already.

 

What???????????

 

I don't get that one at all …

 

– Speaking of not getting it at all :–(

 

Boat Jokes

Subtlety Danish, subtlety....think carefully...and an anagram might help for the latter....

 

Oh, I see - the "Vaj" is to be pronounced like it would be pronounced in my own language. Not like the "j" in english. Got it now! :-D

 

I still don't get the "ladies-only" joke. I can't for the life of me see an anagram anywhere there …

 

Boat Jokes

Oh Danish, Danish...Lift one of your many kilts....peer downwards...and what do you see. Look hard now...That tiny protruberance...One of its uses is 'For ladies only' (unless you are a hairdresser or interior designer)...However it can also be used for bladder relief...

Fanie - use pictures next time, please....

 

Oh!! Haha! Man, do I feel slow now!
:–)

 

Wouldn't it be, more properly, for 'bagger' relief....?