Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

A woman was sitting with her 9 year old granddaughter at the breakfast table one Feburary 15th and asked her if she knew what the day was.

"Oh, it's President's Day!" the girl cheerfully replied.

Proud of her granddaughter she took a sip of her coffee before asking what that meant to her.

"Well, on President's Day," the girl began to explain, "the President goes outside and if he sees his shadow then there's gonna be another year of BS in Washington."

Grandma just about fell out of her chair.

 

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A reminder that Australia getting a new prime minister is an ideal time to check the batteries in your boat smoke alarms.

 

Yes well Leo, around here any change is an improvement.
That is to either way.

Under conditions like these one can go for weeks without having to smile once.

 

I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning, soldier !
Thank you sir !

It is better to be smart enough to play dumb than to be dumb enough to play smart.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark ?

 

Pity there's not a boat called "What Could Possibly Go Wrong" parked next to her.

 

All aboard for Europe
The message read -
One of the tramp steamers leaving for Italy from Libya. And everyone is taken in by the loving Europeans. Those kind loving socialists that are soon going to be overrun.

My reply was "WOW ! Just like here. There were between 100 and 150 million of them imported here. Conditions have deteriorated so bad that the foreigners are now attacking the foreigners. Just what the NWO wanted.

https://www.google.co.za/search?q=x...oTCN_Yr8OYisgCFcHtFAodH_cJpA&biw=1012&bih=608

Hilarious, isn't it !

 

Certainly not.

 

Does this mean we are going to have a serious conversation about genocide, land theft, murder, fraud, exploitation etc etc which involves the whole Western world ?

 

its the dilemma of helping the tyrants and people traffickers shift the unwanted from their country's or?

 

We will not have this conversation in this forum. All I will say, and I will not say anything else, is that this is a dramatic situation that never, never, should be described as hilarious.

 

Ah immigration...
nothing funnier than seeing ( as an anglo saxon) a paki and an hindi arguing in London each telling the other to go back from where you came from in broken English.

 

Well, there was a time most marveled when someone else got the short stick, mostly because of propaganda.

I didn't really expect an answer, but the world is in serious trouble, and most have no clue what is is about. This may give an idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1YFOlBjprM Michael Tsarion - The Destruction of Atlantis.

On a more serious note, this is "I love you in" 10 languages.

 

It gets worse than that !

 

In fairness Fanie, this most serious discussion has no place in this forum.

 

What do you mean, TANSL? Is Zimbabwe not a joke(albeit a cruel one)?