Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Hello Hoyte !

Old guy in the bar talks about his younger days. He says to the young chaps,
In my day I could hang a bucket with water on my member and cross a football field with it, no hands !
And now ? they wanted to know.
Oh no, my knees are giving in...

 

Just came across a teardrop designs page / forum / photos.

The designs page looks interesting, but on the forum they think of them as little RVs and not as Land Boats

Cheers,
Angel

 

I know that, but my friend Daniel said it was too nice to call an RV. He named it.

Thanks for the link.

 

Well, start a Land Boat thread - did you click the thumbs on that designs page, some nice designs there . . . :idea:

Cheers,
Angel

 

I did click. They are very nice. They don't have air conditioning or satellite tv though. Carpentry and craftsmanship are superior to mine. The next one will be an improvement and may float, too.

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 

Groan!

 

BartendersaysNuetrinos are not served here
neutrino walks in

 

A college student at a recent football game challenged a senior
citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their
generation to understand his.

"You grew up in a different world," the student said...loud enough for
the whole crowd to hear.

"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked
on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing, and, uh .."
>
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so
we invented them, you little 5h1t! Now what the hell are you doing
for the next generation??"

 

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two seagulls met on a roof, fell in love and put a deposit on a house.

 

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

 

My Grandfather raised horses, and witnessed the introduction of the automobile -- which he was never completely comfortable with, but he accepted it as progress.

My father fixed automobiles, and was very comfortable with them. He witnessed the introduction of jet travel. He accepted it as progress, but was never completely comfortable with it.

I travel on jets, but I'm scared to hell of horses.

That's progress.

 

I think I'll walk.

 

when pilots were taught to fly DC-3's they were taught to fly ( obvious isnt it)
A pilot today is not taught to fly but push the buttons, fill in and follow a check list.

( the 2 French beginners on the Airbus that flew it into the Indian ocean didnt have the skills to fly it when not on autopilot) You will be seeing a lot more of that these days

walkings good!