Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly sailor: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time,
and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'

"Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.

 

Yeeeeesss Hoyt ?

Someone has to give someone a bit of grief or nothing is going to happen ok. That part was just proved, right

 

"Cheese Lubbie, that's such an old joke, can't believe you still remember it"
...remember what Fanie?

 

LOL, don't tell me you thought it's a new one. I was really trying to cover up there for uh.... what was I going to say ?

I thought that boob pit was very original. More men will now go shopping with their wives if those are erected in shopping malls. Still fits into the boat forum, flotation... I can also see there is room for expansion on the idea

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI&feature=player_embedded

 

Since you shared that skull cake with us:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...a=X&ei=AugVTfOKEIyr8Abz7MyXDg&ved=0CCIQ9QEwBA

 

For your amusement.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM4pgnkGUgE

 

Hoyt,

Exploding whale. That is a true story and I have seen the live video of it. It was funny live or cartoon. The announcer was ducking as he was announcing while the chunks of whale was raining on him.

Rx

 

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!

 

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?









It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruoJp9KqqNw

 

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you friggin' retard!!!!'

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxXlDyTD7wo

 

Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?




To buy an iPatch!

 

very good, Hoyt!