Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Explain please! (And give us a chance to shoot you down LOL!)

 

Sorry, this isn't the math thread or I wouldn't be here!

 

Define "perfect square" ... I've got a clue ...

 

Impossible. No one is perfect.

 

Next is base 36, and 15 is the answer. (I really should get back to work)

 

And the prize goes to Brazil!

Of course, if the root is expressed in a base 36 numeral it should be a single digit, but since we don't have digits for base 36 maybe we can call it "F" - borrowing a digit from the hexadecimal system.

I have the next 4 bases if anyone actually cares ...

Hoyte: I've been told that I'm a perfect square ... now it's been proven mathematically!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IgzksUqpQ

In the spirit of the season.

 

Christmas season in Florida ... are you reminiscing?

 

Extreme northern Florida. And they say white folks got no culture. Ha!

 

My dog was dying inch by inch and I was taking it hard
So I took him out in the alley
so he could die by the yard.










No I didn't write it.

I wrote this one:

My cat was dying cm by cm
and that was making me grim
so I took her out to the gas line feeder
so she could die by the meter.

 

if measured in inch it must have been Junk Yard Alley

That gas meter = in the yard

Cheers
Angel

 

The cat does not look amused: but then they never do. That was a gas!

 

" I don't like eating oysters. It is too crusty and my gum bleeds."

 

A man was marooned in an island where it is all rocks and nothing grows. (Fanie, it is not in South Africa and his name is not Filemon.)

There is nothing on the island to eat. He tried stoning fishes but was not successful. He noticed the birds were picking up shellfish from the seashore, flying high, dropping it into rocks, to get into the delicious meat inside. The guy thought, “If these bird brain creatures can think, what more of a superior thinking man like me could not?”

So he stuffed several shellfish in his shirt. It was enough for a sumptuous meal and it was heavy. By the time he got into the steep cliff, he was nearly exhausted but he managed to drop all of it into the edge to the rocks below. From above he could see all the shells breaking into smithereens and he was jubilant.

By the time he came down from the cliff, the bird brained creatures have finished all of his meal leaving him nothing but shells crumbs.

 

Good story.