Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by brian eiland, Oct 29, 2006.

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  1. Vulkyn
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    lol :) !

    Here is a nice pic i ran into
     

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  2. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    The reason Pretoria has so many one way streets is to stop the civil servants who are going home early from colliding with those coming to work late.
     
    Fanie, Sep 18, 2010
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    Reverse half the signs. :)
     
    hoytedow, Sep 18, 2010
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  4. troy2000
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    That would be one way to thin the herd.....
     
    troy2000, Sep 18, 2010
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  5. hoytedow
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nobody.


    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It didn't.


    My dog's got no nose!
    How does it smell?
    It doesn't.
     
    hoytedow, Sep 18, 2010
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  6. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    the answer is, it smell terrible

    but you had to have watched the skit about joke warfare
     
    wardd, Sep 18, 2010
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  7. apex1

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    No matter if you are right or wrong, life is a cruel judge...........


    [​IMG]

    says: Its me, Hartmut, i have just nosebleed...........
     
    apex1, Sep 18, 2010
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  8. Vulkyn
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    Vulkyn Senior Member

    LOL poor Harmut ...
     
    Vulkyn, Sep 18, 2010
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  9. hoytedow
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    hoytedow Fly on the Wall - Miss ddt yet?

    R O F L !:p :p
     
    hoytedow, Sep 19, 2010
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  10. troy2000
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    OMG is right.

    "Hallowed ground" is what people are calling the property now. Why? It's a former coat factory, that can't even be seen from Ground Zero.

    Since there are already two dedicated mosques closer to Ground Zero than the property they want to build this multi-use cultural center on, how far away do you want them to move it? Five blocks? ten? All the way off Manhattan Island? Out of the state? Clear out of the country?

    Hating on Sufi Muslim Americans because a handful of Wahhabi Muslim nutcases from Saudi Arabia did a suicide run? That makes about as much sense as hating the Southern Baptist Convention because Catholic Christians carried out the Spanish Inquisition.
     
    troy2000, Sep 19, 2010
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  11. wardd
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    the next time some fanatics financed and from saudi arabia attack us I think we should invade canada because it's so much closer and we wont need any gay translators
     
    wardd, Sep 19, 2010
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  12. wardd
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    and there were 2 mosques in the world trade towers

    should they be reestablished at ground zero?
     
    wardd, Sep 19, 2010
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    do i detect a bit of religious bias?

    it was christians that murdered 20 to 50 million europeans during ww2

    me, i'm a peaceful agnostic
     
    wardd, Sep 19, 2010
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  14. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    I thought you already had invaded Canada. You haven't? OMG, are we safe up here? Our gays speak the same languages as everybody else BTW. Eh?
     
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  16. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    who sent us lawrence welk?
     
    wardd, Sep 19, 2010
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