Berg

Where has our good friend Bergalia (Max to his friends) been?

 

Tim, I asked that one a while ago and Mas says he only posts occasionally now. More's the pitty. I see he last posted on 29th December.

Must be finalizing that novel he was writing... or milking the goats

 

I made fun of him here http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21442 , but the reason I gave for his being offline is what he had said. Wow, hard to imagine someone having a full life outside this forum!

 

Well Charlie, for someone who circumnavigated half of Scotland in a modified wardrobe for a £50 bet – anything is possible

You go Bergy!!!

 

Maybe he is building another "modified wardrobe" to half circumnavigate Australia - (or is it Austria where he is at?) -

down the Danube in a coffin?, what a morbid way to travel anything but the Styx... Not time for that lark

 

Could be milking the book and finishing the goats I suppose?

 

Let me search the google for international lost and found... maybe I can find him... I think...

 

Hey Berg, come back, we all miss you!
Those jokes about your kilt, well we know you wear pants underneath 'em ( I think).

 

Never!!! a TRUE Scot wears nothing under the kilt! Nothing to do with tradition more to do with thrift! pants cost money!!

 

Except his testimonials (big balls) & shelaly (or is that the Irish stick?)

 

Yeah Mas, 'tis we Irish who have a big shilelagh.

 

And I always thought it was us half Polish, half English blokes. Learn something new everyday, eh?

 

This fellow died and stood before Saint Peter. Peter asked, "have you ever in your life done something good for someone?". The fellow said once I saw a biker gang picking on a young lady, (let me say here, most bikers are better folks than your average person, at least those I know), so I went up to the biggest, baddest one, slapped him in the face, ripped his nose ring out, and told him if I ever saw him doing this again I'd stomp his butt. Saint Peter said, "when was that?", the fellow replied, "oh, about five minutes ago".

 

Tim, I don't think Charlie was referring to anything other than what he only holds in his hands, not something like your pride & joy requiring artificial/external augmentation to be more than useful? Does that thoroughly confuse the issue?