A kinder, gentler thief

Well, thank ya. Thank ya very much.

 

Just a hunka hunka burnin' love

 

To defend my home from thieves I did fix exterior cameras and a perimeter alarm.
Doing ports for yachts, my co-workers also have to cover the active and do they know.
To differentiate myself, I changed the sound of the alarm with the sound of a siren IIWW.
One night he began to play and we could not stop it!
what a shame!
All around pissed like hyenas!

: O

 

Taking a chip off your stool will differentiate you,for sure.

 

We need a bookie to take down bets on how long the cameras will last before they are stolen.

 

Now you are cracking me up! Not the post but the avatar!

The post was funny too.

 

something tells me that I have not explained very well ....

 

The Italian for stool is feci. No one really wants a chip off the feci.

 

This explains why no one has come to steal.
Indeed, the reason for which is not just more came.

 

Gentlemen,

This is not a joke. I had a motorcycle engine stolen from a bike in my back yard. The cops came out and did their thing.

Just before leaving one asked me - "who has been at your house recently" - and went on to say that it had to be someone next door, or someone who had been at the house.

Really bummed me out thinking about friends and neighbors.

 

My neighbor had his engine stolen out of his old car in front of his house. Two weeks later a guy comes to the door and tries to sell him one because he can see it's missing. It's his engine! His girlfriend calls the cops and they arrest him.

True story.

-Tom

 

Are you that you did not understand. wanted to steal the chain!

 

Hoyt, if you are full of work, I can put you in touch with the head of the architects who designed all AICON.

Now they are all unemployed and with little money you may solve your delivery time.

Look at what people can do that:

http://www.aiconyachts.com
There are also internal.

All stainless steels for those boats I built them.
Including doors, swim ladders and footbridges.

 

That is a beautiful yacht. I hope they find work soon, as soon as they get tax relief on their products they will get busy again.

When will the government learn you can't milk a dead cow?

http://drbj.hubpages.com/hub/Cow-Facts

"The “two cows” analogy:

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows ,,, Your neighbor has none ... You feel guilty for being successful ...
Beyonce sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows ... Your neighbor has none ... So?

SOCIALISM
You have two cows ... The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor ...
You form a cooperative to advise your neighbor on how to manage his cow.

COMMUNISM
You have two cows ... The government seizes both and provides you with milk ...
You wait in line for hours to get it ... It is expensive and sour.

FASCISM

You have two cows ... The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZI-ISM

You have two cows ... The government takes both and shoots you.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM
You have two cows ... You sell one and buy a bull ... You build a herd of cows.

AMERICAN BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows ... The government pays you not to milk them ... Then the government takes them both ... They shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain ... Then they require you to fill out a form to explain why the two cows are missing.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows ... You sell one cow, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the second cow ... You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows ... You are surprised when one cow drops dead ... You spin a publicity release to the security analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses ... Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows ... You go on strike because you want three cows ... You go to lunch and drink wine ... Life is beautiful.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows ... You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk ...They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains ... Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows ... You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run 100 miles per hour ... Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows ... But you don't know where they are ,,, During your search, you see a beautiful woman ... You break for lunch ... Life is beautiful.


RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows ... You have some vodka ... You count your cows and learn you have 5 cows ... You have some vodka ... You count them again and learn you have 42 cows ,,,
The Russian Mafia shows up and takes whatever cows you have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan ...Which are two ... You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts ... You kill them and claim a U.S. bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows ... They go into hiding ...They produce television tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls ... Your employees are maimed and killed on a regular basis attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have two cows - a black cow and a brown cow ...Everyone votes for the best cow ...
Some of the people who like the brown cow best, vote for the black cow ... Some people vote for both ... Some people vote for neither ... Some people can't figure out how to vote at all ... Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best cow."

 

What's with the negative waves - it is a beautiful cow story
Learned all about different world governments rulings in a single post about two cows - brilliant....