Don't get too upset, getting down to the root of the problem isn't easy. Einstein famously flubbed the whole thing when he designed an airplane that didn't work.
In order to get between two points in a fluid flow, you can travel along the streamlines for a while, then jump across some stream lines to get to the second point. The idea here is that if you jump perpendicular to the stream lines when you jump, the two equations that cover P vs V along and across are partly independent of each other. The streamwise equation depends only on the acceleration along the streamline and the other one depends only on the acceleration normal to the streamline (ie a curved streamline). Furthermore, since each point in the fluid has exactly one pressure and velocity at a given instant, it doesn't matter - it can't matter - which path we take to get from one to the other. So what we are looking for is two equations, one along the stream line which relates the pressure to the velocity (and acceleration along a streamline), and the second which relates the pressure jump across a steam line to velocity (and acceleration across the streamline), such that it doesn't matter what path we take getting from any point to any other point. Bernoulli's equation turns out to be the right thing for the streamline equation.
Another effect you may be confusing with the Bernoulli equation is called the Coanda effect. If you blow down a little away from the paper, it will move towards the jet. This has to do with the jet entraining air differently on the farside and paper side of the jet, and the jet bends a little towards the paper. If you blow right down the edge of a flat paper, there should be very little deflection.
Think about it - if you had a curled piece of paper - curled towards the jet - and you blew down on it - it isn't going to curl more, is it? Of course not, it's going to straighten out. It's all governed by the curvature of the surface (and the curved streamlines that it creates). Flat piece of paper - no movement. Bernoulli's equation just keeps the peace by ensuring that the integral of the acceleration along the streamline from far upstream to a point near the paper causes a pressure that is exactly the same as the integral of the pressure jumps across the curved streamlines from the far away to the point near the paper.
There is a tree native to south Florida called a Sea Grape and it sheds large, circular, perfectly flat leaves. We had the biggest, baddest leaf blower made and you couldn't get those things to budge. They just sat still on the grass or sand while you hit them with 100 mph jets.
<I've changed the bit about the coanda effect.>