Chris Ostlind
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Since engines for sailing systems (steering, sail control and righting moment) seem to be OK with some, I propose that this, so-called, necessary boat, be equipped with turbofan propulsion units on the ends of structural appendages.
I see compact, but extremely powerful enclosed units that are very much like the tail rotor setups one sees on the Coast Guard models. They'd be mounted in geared gimbaled rigs for multi-directional thrust. There would be several positioned along each side of the boat as well as a triple setup at the stern.
The power source?... Why, a dedicated diesel engine driving a fairly hefty hydraulic pump with lines run to the fans within the structural stalks, of course. The engine, itself, would be mounted in the hull in such a way as to allow fore and aft movement along a set of precision rails. That fore/aft slide system would, in turn, be set in a larger carriage allowing the whole power source to slide port and starboard.
All the engine sliding and moving motions, as well as the vectored fan systems would be controlled by a series of gyro sensors. fed through a sealed, computer which will issue instantaneous movement commands at the rate of 30 times a second from state of the art dynamic balance software that I will write in my spare time.
Doug's last minute, genius inclusion of a sliding weight on the canting keel would be further modified to include forward-looking SONAR sensors to detect the size and mass of oncoming objects. Large fish would be dealt with by rapidly deployed lances which could be set to either, slice the fish into non-threatening chunks, OR skewer said fish while the lance detaches from the keel strut and trails the fish aft on a Kevlar line for easy retrieval. It's nice to have fresh fish while sailing so fast in desolate places.
The keel bulb could be set to varying depths according to the types of fish desired, so it becomes a veritable, order as you go, fish catching system with totally unexpected potential. Imagine the spiking of a fresh swordfish or Dorado, while underway? (waters dependent, of course) As you pass the raw flesh about among the crew; Fresher, I might add, than any sushi ever eaten, the crew will rejoice with a quaff of a wonderful, perfectly chilled Chardonnay (which will be air dropped from our favorite vintner, saving the bottle weight) from their omnipresent, thermally correct, backpack and auto-sip system.
Life is good, ain't it fellas?
I'm not concerned about the weight, or the complexity of the various systems, as the boat is large, it's essentially irrelevant and we're all just wanking our way through this dream scheme anyway.
Right?
I see compact, but extremely powerful enclosed units that are very much like the tail rotor setups one sees on the Coast Guard models. They'd be mounted in geared gimbaled rigs for multi-directional thrust. There would be several positioned along each side of the boat as well as a triple setup at the stern.
The power source?... Why, a dedicated diesel engine driving a fairly hefty hydraulic pump with lines run to the fans within the structural stalks, of course. The engine, itself, would be mounted in the hull in such a way as to allow fore and aft movement along a set of precision rails. That fore/aft slide system would, in turn, be set in a larger carriage allowing the whole power source to slide port and starboard.
All the engine sliding and moving motions, as well as the vectored fan systems would be controlled by a series of gyro sensors. fed through a sealed, computer which will issue instantaneous movement commands at the rate of 30 times a second from state of the art dynamic balance software that I will write in my spare time.
Doug's last minute, genius inclusion of a sliding weight on the canting keel would be further modified to include forward-looking SONAR sensors to detect the size and mass of oncoming objects. Large fish would be dealt with by rapidly deployed lances which could be set to either, slice the fish into non-threatening chunks, OR skewer said fish while the lance detaches from the keel strut and trails the fish aft on a Kevlar line for easy retrieval. It's nice to have fresh fish while sailing so fast in desolate places.
The keel bulb could be set to varying depths according to the types of fish desired, so it becomes a veritable, order as you go, fish catching system with totally unexpected potential. Imagine the spiking of a fresh swordfish or Dorado, while underway? (waters dependent, of course) As you pass the raw flesh about among the crew; Fresher, I might add, than any sushi ever eaten, the crew will rejoice with a quaff of a wonderful, perfectly chilled Chardonnay (which will be air dropped from our favorite vintner, saving the bottle weight) from their omnipresent, thermally correct, backpack and auto-sip system.
Life is good, ain't it fellas?
I'm not concerned about the weight, or the complexity of the various systems, as the boat is large, it's essentially irrelevant and we're all just wanking our way through this dream scheme anyway.
Right?