what i want now

Discussion in 'Sailboats' started by wardd, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    It's the cabin boy's butt, stupid! They wrote a song about it.
     
    ancient kayaker, Dec 1, 2009
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  2. capt vimes
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    capt vimes Senior Member

    i can do that - provided that i empty that bottles...
    just point me in the right direction
     
    capt vimes, Dec 2, 2009
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  3. nordvindcrew
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    nordvindcrew Senior Member

    job application

    I haven't heard anything about a bos'n mate yet. I want that. get to do the floggings you know. I've even got a cat-o-nine-tails if I can just get it away from my girl friend
     
    nordvindcrew, Dec 2, 2009
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  4. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    calling the capt stupid is cause for for flogging or promotion if said during weekly mutiny
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  5. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    just stagger around till you find the stern
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  6. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    for the bos'ns position you need to supply your own whistle, a london bobbys whistle is acceptable
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  7. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    It's the opposite side to the one you pee over.

    By the time we've had the weekly vote to see who's captain it'll be someone else.
     
    ancient kayaker, Dec 2, 2009
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  8. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    if i cant be capt ill take my boat and go home
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  9. daiquiri
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    daiquiri Engineering and Design

    You mean the HMS Victory one? If I see you trying to do that, I'll immediately keelhaul you.

    You have created a monster.
     
    daiquiri, Dec 2, 2009
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  10. capt vimes
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    capt vimes Senior Member

    so the stern is always to windward?
    pull the other one - it got bells on... :p

    actually it doesn't matter... if the bleedin helmsman is steering a straight course the bloody bottles will show up astern anyhow...

    hmm.. i think i am overqualified for navigator...
    back to mutiny maker and sword swinging bystander chopping.... :p
     
    capt vimes, Dec 2, 2009
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  11. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    note about being keel hauled , you gotta scrape barnacles as your pulled along scrapers are for rent
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  12. apex1

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    Must we assume you coward pee to leeward? Like a girl? As soon as we are seabourne I´ll cure that! Promised............:D
     
    apex1, Dec 2, 2009
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  13. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    if every body pees off just one side wont the water on that side become polluted?
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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  14. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    That's the best we can hope for with this crew. You'll be lucky if it's above water mate!
     
    ancient kayaker, Dec 2, 2009
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  16. wardd
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    wardd Senior Member

    openings for powder handlers in the gun powder room, must be heavy smokers
     
    wardd, Dec 2, 2009
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