What have you done this weekend...?

..... errrr, do you mean they don't have as big a shed and stuff as other guys ???

 

Ah, the manly ego's coming through alive and well

Only two things of a man he wants small, his mobile phone and the grouping he shoots...
Everything else must be beeeg !

 

sorry boys you ALL got it wrong

the saying is "the bigger the boat - the smaller the willie"

and thats why I only need a small boat - nature supplied the rest

 

You mean you're a big *****?

 

hmmm

 

If you have to think about it . . .

Ever notice how tall a guy is when he gets out of his Corvette? I used to have a MGB with a Corvette engine in it (fun car, if you could keep the wheels on the ground), so I guess that places me at odds with the typical stereotype. I had a 454 Chevy engine in an Opal GT too, so maybe stuffing really big things into small packages is my MO.

 

Everybody likes a tight fit...

 

Naaaa, give me an sloppy, well used, fairly ugly thing. You get a better time out of it, as they don't know how else to keep you, except to satisfy your every need.

 

PAR you are 100% correct

 

are you lot getting fussy, aren't they pretty enough.

 

Posting pictures of your family members, isn't appropriate without their consent, is it . . . Give me a minute with a Dremel and I think I could make your sister in the top photo fairly acceptable . . . Lastly, there's only so much a paper bag can hide.

 

You'd need at least a couple of trees worth each I think

 

i thought that was what you wanted, i will tell sis she needs to keep looking , she had her heart set moving to florida to.

 

As long as all I have to look at is that fine butt of her's well maybe we can work something out . . .

 

You guys need to go over to SA.
Par, not that I disbelieve, but lets see the the 454 Chevy in the Opal GT.
I once replaced a fan belt in a hot (just got parked) Opal GT and I really have to call BS on this one.
MGB with a Corvette engine might be possible with a big torch.

Opal? I'm afraid that goes along with the locker room talk. But the banter was semi fun.