smart blow-up keyholder € 6.-

after giving all ideas carefull thought i still consider making this purchase

 

wdnboatbuilder,

I think it only leads cows with bells round their necks - hence the name - bell rope.
I will edumicate yous.

 

I think I'll buy one for the keys of the locker where the used golf balls and my banana holders are.

 

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I ask you, fellow forum members, what kind of a chap can't hold his own banana
He'll be using those 'Tee' things to rest his balls on next....

 

it depends whether there is a bunch of them.........

 

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In that case Paul, a gentleman would keep them in his '*******' - which comes from the Latin anagram - 'Scot rum' used to describe a furry leathery pouch worn to the front of the kilt - now Anglicised as: 'Sporran'...
I trust this will be useful in any future conversation....

 

Since when did the Scots drink rum? (aye Bergalia I ken the seafarring type would drink anything with alcohol in it, but apart from Parry Handy and men of that ilk, the landfaring types wouldna touch it -less it wa 'Four Bells' mind)!

 

Hello all,

Perhaps we could invent a blow up sporran and attach the keys to that for 6 Euros........

 

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A vaguely funny reminder of Bells - a weel kent brand of whisky (possibly a relation of Boltons). They had a little 'logo' in the top right hand corner of the old Highland News: 'Bells - afore ye go...'

And you can bet your life (excuse the pun) every other week this logo would appear above an obituary...

 

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Sax euros...Paul mun...are ye crazy ? That's nearly a whole wee baubee...
A man could hae a guid night oot, buy five Woodbines, a wicked woman, and still hae enough left over for a fush supper....
An whoose gunna be seen on his knees blowing away at anither man's sporran...Dinna bring yer nasty English ideas here son....

 

you could always attach the keys to any spare attachments that are under a scotsmans kilt?

 

Bergalia,

Like everything else in this region it would be self inflating.........

 

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There are NO spare attachments under my kilt Greg - unless you count the suspender belt now that I wear tights instead of stockings...

 

Bergalia-

How much can a Lowlander take, first the picture of you in the kilt, now this revelation on female underwear preference, this is too scary for words.
I knew you S.S. were a little odd but this just confirms it.

Paul.

 

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Ah, young Paul, but that was the Scots' Weapon of Mass Distraction at Bannockburn.....