THEOREM Of SKIFFs

KNOW YE ALL BY THESE PRESENTS

WHEREAs, Certain Individuals
having designed or conceived water craft envisioned for
Propulsion by the Wind,

SUCH CRAFT may or may not be considered to be boats of a certain type, or even of any type,

YET are proclaimed by their Designers, Builders or Owners, or NO ONE
To Be SKIFFS, or some other type,
excelling all others,
Particularly in Certain Cases
In Regard to RATIOS, HULL SHAPES, APPENDAGES, CLOTH and LONG STRINGS,
National or Regional ORIGIN, and SEAWORTHINESS

REGARDLESS of whether they in fact exist in a Quantum State or OTHERWISE

A CONFUSION of usage having arisen, propagated by Numerous means encompassing
TRADITIONAL MARITIME ABUSE
Rivalry and friendly DISCUSSION

BE IT RESOLVED
That a THEOREM OF SKIFFS for General Discussion, Ridicule or Oblivion
is hereby DULY
And UNDULY SUBMITTED .

 

Oh my... Thank you, you have opened my eyes. I didn't even realize that I have few skiffs in my dining room!

Wish a good skiff to everyone.

 

At last! The theory of everything! And in my lifetime!

 

Dont forget to add in bold letters "DONT PANIC" to the back of the theorem.



K9

 

BWD,

I see from your schematic that there is no relationship to Gin Palaces and fat Ladies, is that correct.

Sort of like a harley eh, no fat ladies allowed.......

better go, my wife is looking

 

theorem dismissed

Besides being an acute and broad minded observer BWD, you are also an exceptional artist ....... but I disagree with "some beers," although I see you have had second thoughts and crosshatched "all beers" - however to reiterate, I would have included the latter.

 

Cheers, big ears, what would a skiff be without a beer?