Safety in the yachts bathroom

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  1. kach22i
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    I have no more details than you, but I imagined that her hand got stuck under the lip of the sink, and when the weight of the sink plus people came down on it, off it came. The floor may not have been the final terminus, could have been an adjacent toilet or nearby step.

    SheetWise, I'll keep my dark humor to myself, it's best for everyone.
     
  2. Willallison
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    I think the most glaring question here is just when did Frosty try to cut the leg off a chicken whilst it was having sex!
     
  3. Tad
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    The story says "sink" but more likely it would be that thin veneer of granite counter-top.....that could give you a bad cut......
     
  4. Fanie
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    How long did the sex last ? Perhaps if the surgeons were a lot more passionate about their work the same operation may have lasted what... 30 minutes perhaps !


    Mmmm.... there are still places where they chop hands off for theft ! The fleeing Brit may be married, what did the woman steal :eek:



    Frosty, I'm terribley worried about you, thinking of chopping off chicken legs with an axe while they are having sex ? Chickens have sex ??? Since when mate ?
    No please, I don't want to hear about the foreplay either.

    Chheeeeese this is going to give boating a reputation. Now the wives are going to have a reason to suspect any of us attempting to build the boat :(
    I can just imagine... what are you building the boat for ?
    Why did you put THAT sink in it :confused:
    Don't think you are going to get away with this ok !


    I wonder if the rocking of the boat helped any ?
     
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    LOL, ever tried to p on the back seat of a car 'like a man' ?
     
  6. Frosty

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    Of course chickens have sex--Ask your mum.

    That why they cross the road and where the egg comes from.

    The chicken was there before the egg.
     
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    I think there is an ISO working group reasearching the issue--The reasearch must be exhausting!
    The real problem is establishing the g's to apply to the static load, as there is quite a bit of scatter in the actual data. ISO working group please keep in mind the USCG has adopted 185lbs as the weight of the average american. keep us all safe by requiering a large safety factor for sinks when under a dynamic load scenario when a couple may be likely.
     
  8. Fanie
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    You find chickens in three 'conditions' only
     

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    :D:D



    A Couple, the yield point, one of those moments......;)
     
  10. Frosty

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    This has made me think,--a lot, I eat a lot of chickens, not all at one time, I get them BBq from Macro supermarket for 2 dollar.

    Ive been thinking ive never seen genitalia on these chucks and Ive cut up quite few I can tell you. Do they remove these bits before BB,qing.

    Ive just turned round to ask the missus and she don't know either and she did'nt really want to continue with the conversation,--I can tell,--I got 'the look' .

    I guess its just one of those thing I have to go along with never knowing ,--like,-- where do flies go in the winter and how do they make ball bearings.
     
  11. Fanie
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    I can just see the regulations coming out in AU regarding boating zinks, and since they're at it they'll probably do the toilet as well not to mention the sex-in-the-bathroom regulations... and keep in mind the foreigner part they have to fill in before boarding a vessel.

    Oh **** ! And SA will probably adapt all that crap. Over here they adapt anything that is expensive and non functional if it's relevant or not !
     
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    You watch them fry too eh.
     

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    Yeah sure, but do you have topless chicks over there ? What's the dress code for sex-in-a-toilet ?
     

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    At least the cows will be relieved !


    What makes a chick change status from chick to cow ?
     

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    They used to supply all the bits in the old days Frosty. They were called gibbletts (pronounced jibbletts).

    The gizzards, which probably contained the genatalia were inside the chicken in a plastic bag.

    Now probably because they freeze chickens it's np longer done.

    I have heard of people cooking the chickens forgetting to remove the plastic bag first.

    Ant way the gibbletts were used for chicken stock.
     
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