Our Favorite Quotes

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."
Lyndon B. Johnson


The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up.
John C. Maxwell


YEAAH !!!
So many people try to grow up too fast, and it's not fun! You should stay a kid as long as possible! (that's forever, and build boats !)
Vanessa Hudgens

 

We were so poor if I wasn't a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
** Fanie **

 

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips

True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde

A friend to all is a friend to none. Aristotle

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

 

"In a republic this rule ought to be observed: that the majority should not have the predominant power."
Cicero

 

"The more laws, the less justice."
Cicero

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan

1 for Hoyte
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen

 

California is a great place from which to be - as far as possible.

 

Unless you happen to be an orange

 

That statement is a peeling.

 

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

 

Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

 

I'm beginning to believe it.
Hoyte

 

Obviously, the Jews weren't ordinary German citizens. And trust me, they knew it. Or did you miss the part where the Nazis killed millions of them?

What's your point?

 

Until Hitler came along they thought they were Germans, with the rights of Germans. Duh.

 

I reacted the way I did because it seemed you were using Hitler's words about Roosevelt to take a shot at our current president. If that wasn't what you were doing, I apologize.

You have to keep in mind that for the last four years, the internet has been arse deep in idiots smearing Obama any way they can, regardless of how irrational it may be, and I'm getting seriously tired of the lack of basic respect being afforded the elected leader of the country. Unfortunately, most of the idiots are Americans.... Had I noticed your location is England, I might not have responded so quickly.