Our Favorite Quotes

The secret to speeding is taking your time - my buddy Hank (any port in a storm)

 

Behind every succesfull man is a surprised woman

 

As you age, memory is the second thing to go. Write it down.

 

Reminds me of an Andy Cap daily comic I saw years ago, where Andy asked his wife Flo, "if women are so smart, how come only a few of them 'ave ever gotten anywhere?"

And she replied, "probably because they don't 'ave wives to help 'em, mate."

 

Guy fell into a paper factory and came out stationary.

 

Probably the same guy who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

Later he got sucked into an engine intake and was taken to hospital suffering from exhaustion.

When leaving the hospital he fell through a fly screen door and strained himself.

Oh sorry Quotes:

Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

 

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether

 

You don't know what you can't do,
Until it sinks.

 

" I'm sorry "sweetheart" but when you build a bridge,
you estimate a death every 10 feet"

(my foreman, after I had a close call)
they were testing the lines.

can't say its my "favorite quote either *L*

 

Don't put off for tomorrow what you can get somebody else to do today.

 

Hard work never hurt anyone,
But why risk it?

 

I can't believe my eye. Lady walked down the sidewalk and turned into a drugstore!

 

With Congress, every time they make a law it's a joke, and every time they make a joke it's a law

- Will Rogers, referring to the Volstead Act (Prohibition)

 

That is just the tip of the iceberg, as someone on the Titanic once said.

 

Ozzie saying.

She'll be right.