Our Favorite Quotes

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  1. gdufus
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    The secret to speeding is taking your time - my buddy Hank (any port in a storm)
     
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    Behind every succesfull man is a surprised woman :)
     
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    As you age, memory is the second thing to go. Write it down.
     
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    Reminds me of an Andy Cap daily comic I saw years ago, where Andy asked his wife Flo, "if women are so smart, how come only a few of them 'ave ever gotten anywhere?"

    And she replied, "probably because they don't 'ave wives to help 'em, mate.":D
     
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    Guy fell into a paper factory and came out stationary.
     
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    Probably the same guy who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

    Later he got sucked into an engine intake and was taken to hospital suffering from exhaustion.

    When leaving the hospital he fell through a fly screen door and strained himself.

    Oh sorry Quotes:

    Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
     
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether
     
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    You don't know what you can't do,
    Until it sinks.
     
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    " I'm sorry "sweetheart" but when you build a bridge,
    you estimate a death every 10 feet"

    (my foreman, after I had a close call)
    they were testing the lines.

    can't say its my "favorite quote either *L*
     
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    Don't put off for tomorrow what you can get somebody else to do today.
     
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    Poida Senior Member

    Hard work never hurt anyone,
    But why risk it?
     
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    I can't believe my eye. Lady walked down the sidewalk and turned into a drugstore!
     
  13. ancient kayaker
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    ancient kayaker aka Terry Haines

    With Congress, every time they make a law it's a joke, and every time they make a joke it's a law

    - Will Rogers, referring to the Volstead Act (Prohibition)
     
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    hoytedow Wood Butcher

    That is just the tip of the iceberg, as someone on the Titanic once said.
     

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    Ozzie saying.

    She'll be right.
     
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