Our Favorite Quotes

a friend of mine when asked to do a silly job by a supervisor remarked: i've been in the jungle to long to be f##ked by monkeys.

 

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

 

Search a beautiful heart not a beautiful face.
Beautiful things are not always good
but good things are always beautiful.
-Buddha wisdom-

 

"UBL was shot in the head."
Anonymous U.S. Navy Seal

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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap - N. Buonaparte
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it - J. Goebbels
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid but most stupid people are conservatives - J. S. Mill
Epoxy is the only suitable glue for boat building - Uno Hu

 

Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Michael Savage

 

"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry."

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms

 

Liberalism is a mostly imaginary host of disconnected and contradictory hobgoblins, conjured up by talk show hosts and politicians to further frighten those who are already panicked amidst an ever-evolving world, as they flail against the currents of time and change....

 

Although you can't argue against sweet breath, firm breasts, and a flat tummy....

 

You mangled Mencken. Shame on you!

 

Heroes ride to heaven,
the public merely rots,
for a fraction of forever,
in a designated plot.

 

A professionally built boat is one constructed by an amateur, with lots of mistakes under his belt . . .

Me on another forum a couple of days ago.

 

They came south in droves and bands to conquer our fair southern lands,
But this small plot in this quiet spot,
Is all the land this Yankee got.

Tombstone

 

"The central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that determines the success of a society. The central liberal truth is that politics can change a culture and save it from itself."

D.P. Moynihan

 

Actually I composed that on the fly, with more than a little bourbon down me. Does it vaguely resemble something Mencken said?