Merry Chistmass

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by longliner45, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. DanishBagger
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    Westlawn, how old are you? Because either you're a very dirty old man, or you're a normal young man. I'm asking because those girls look little more than, say, 16 years old to me.
     
  2. safewalrus
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    Roasted Dear anyone? bit expensive ain't it? think about it........naw forget it tooooooooo complicated!
     
  3. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Yes deer, Oh sorry walrus, on the Japanese menu are we? Although.... naaah wrong thread
     
  4. Frosty

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    16 is old enough Danish especially in Denmark. Dont worry they wont be virgins either.

    If there old enough to put them on they are old enough to take them off.

    I do prefer an older mature woman myself.

    I admire a woman that walks around with a mattress on her back in case she meets any one she knows.
     
  5. DanishBagger
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    true- 15 is the "pants-age". Unless you're their teacher or otherwise can be said to abusing your position of power.
     
  6. Frosty

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    Oooh Im glad Im not you Danish. You wait till some of those ******* get up out of bed . They don't like talk like this. Ive already been in trouble for this kind of talk.

    Ahh lovelly day today the sky is clear blue, not a cloud in the sky. The sea is sparkling and boats are being washed. Theres a boat just trying to get into a dock accross from me but she is a woman so get the fenders out,--Oh ****, Oh no I gott a go, Oh no crash Bump scrape bag.
     
  7. longliner45
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    not too cool,man
     
  8. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Frosty, I hope she hit the jetty and not your boat.

    Danish, you dirty old man, I've got grandchildren older than that! But I was about that age when I did it.
     
  9. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Told you !!!
     
  10. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    What? "...so get the fenders out,--Oh ****, Oh no I gott a go, Oh no crash Bump scrape bag...." Where is the "...silly beech she hit my boat!..." bit?
     
  11. DanishBagger
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    LOL, You guys are too much! Seriously, I'm referring to what the law says. That you're considered an adult when you hit the age of fifteen. When you're that age, you can have sex with anyone 15 and above (no limit). That's it. The only exception being, that if you work as a teacher or somehow are a person with "power" over someone, that age is raised to 18. That's how it is here. I really don't care if americans think that is rude to say or are otherwise offended, as I am only referring facts. I really can't take it seriously if someone thinks that I shouldn't tell anyone about that, because they have moral issues concerning it.

    If they have any problems with that part of our law, they should become a danish citizen and raise the issue. Otherwise - I really can't be bothered.
     
  12. longliner45
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    I dont think anyone will bother you ,,long as you stay in denmark;)
     
  13. DanishBagger
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    I didn't say I would go for a sixteen-year-old. I agreed with frosty when he said "16 is old enough" – and according to our laws, it is. I prefer mature women my own age give or take five-six years.

    Are we done now with this moralising vomitting?
     
  14. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    So? don't get testy, similar laws & conditions in Aus, But yanks, total ******* & bigots when anything sexual or anal is mentioned. **** I have been through this before, no telling some people. what's a powder room got with having a **** or piss, or a bog the list goes on.... Powder rooms are for storing explosives. Although the atmosphere in the toilet can become explosive of occasion - a methane fire is amusing if for others.

    Blast, just warming up, not Drivel, sorry adjourned see drivel.
     

  15. DanishBagger
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    DanishBagger Never Again

    I know, Masalai. I guess I am a bit testy. But I really hate it when people get their metophorical index finger out and start pointing – especially when what I say has little to nothing to do with morals.

    Off to the drivel thread, as this has nothing to do with wishing people a merry christmas - quite the contrary, in fact.
     
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