Memorable Quotes

we're gonna try the "self sufficiency" thing,, have the gardens ( also with the deal comes 100 acres of farm land to use as we want) the animals,, still do my "side jobs" and since i'll be in maine,, start doing some odd boat jobs,, least the easy ones
i need to SLOW down,, at this rate i'll be crippled like they said i would
if the wifers would get over her fear of water,, would make the "build a boat" way easier hehe

 

Just say as I say, I can't swim, you fear water so we are in the same boat (extra careful) and the boat is robust and capable of comfortable voyages and I have no intention of going out in stormy weather, or where we cannot quickly flee to safety - up a creek (shallow draft).....

 

wait till she's sleepin,, throw her in the boat,, let her wake up 100 miles off shore,, then, cut the coil wires,,, bet by the time we get back,, she's "used" to the water

 

Oh that is not nice Jim? I thought we were using subtle coercion? to instil a joy of being a partner at sea?

 

partner,,, prisoner,, their the same to me hehe

 

"The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money."
James Madison

 

It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys (Molniya Research and Industrial corp, Russian Space Shuttle Builder)
It takes 2 to tangle (D. Parton)
Your next boat will be bigger than your last (W. Pirrie, Titanic Designer)
If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs then you're next (Red Queen)
There are no old, bold boaters but there are lots of old bold idiots (Darwin)
What kind of idiot reads this entire thread at one sitting (T. Haines)

 

"Here's the damned daylight back again"

Herakles

 

If you are an old surfer then you know how to dance like Jabiru (Xenorhynchus asiaticus), or Brolga (Grus rubicundus), doing their dance... and you do not even have to be a turkey to dance...

 

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."
-Woodrow Wilson

 

Never trust a survivor until you know what he (or she) did to survive. Man Friday

 

"Boats are like rabbits, you can have one or many, but not two"
-Aristotle Socrates Onassis

 

“Divorce is from the latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s testicles through his wallet.”
- Robin Williams
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful things that money can buy.”
- Tom Clancy
“You know that look that women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
- Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don’t have a good partner you’d better have a good hand.”
- Woody Allen
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
- George Burns
“Women complain about menstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.”
- Roseanne
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
- Billy Crystal
“Instead of getting married again, I’m just going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
- Rod Stewart
“See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a ***** and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
- Robin Williams
"You want to dance?"
- Masalai
"Have you seen the others?"
- Spike Milligan

 

I said that? - - Oh well, do you?

 

You may not be able to find answers at the bottom of a bottle, but you can find help.

Me!