Memorable Quotes

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
- Thomas Szasz
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
- Queen Juliana
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
- Jack Benny

 

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
- Peter Ustinov
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
- Dan Barker
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
- Tom Robbins
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
- Harper's Index

 

My chocolate wrapper quotes

"Live every moment like it's your last chance to eat choicolate"....

"I am not ageing, I'm ripening to perfection"....

"The best things in life are chocolate"....

"Beauty is in the eye of the choc - holder"....

"When the going gets tough, the tough get chocolate"....

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory"....

"Walk towards the light, - or the dark, - or even the milk, - chocolate"....

 

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson
Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
- John F. Kennedy
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
- Mark Twain

 

More chocolate...... MMMmMmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMM

""Don't you look good naked... I'm talking about the chocolate".....

Borrow chocolate from Pessimists - they don't expect it back".....

EDIT - - more chocolate eaten....... (licking lips, fingers &...)

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way there"...

"Seven days with no chocolate makes one weak"...

"My idea of housework is to sweep a room with a withering glance"...

 

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
- Thomas Carlyle
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
- Sir Thomas Beecham
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper

 

Chili, melted dark chocolate, a paint brush and nekked woooman goooorilala

 

any more detailed,,,and we'll have to pay $1.99 a minute,,,,hehe

 

Woow Whoo Aaaah Hooo ho oooo EeeEE (scratch, scratch) He Eh He.....(thumps chest in a manly manner) - - - - spy-cam saw it all.....

 

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
- George Burns
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
- Alan Corenk
I think it would be a good idea.
- Mahatma Gandhi
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

 

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
- Sir Winston Churchill
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
- Carrie Fisher
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
- Bill Vaughan
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Unknown

 

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
- Joan D. Vinge
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
- Harry S Truman
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

 

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
- David Frost
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e e cummings
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kin Hubbard

 

"In fact I think now we've reached a point now, where the powers that be really have sort of vested interest in all of us being stoned out as much as possible all the time so we don't know what's going on, and we don't care."

Lester Bangs

 

Roll me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.........