Memorable Quotes

How long are your legs?

 

Amasses - - heavy---- Amazes = astounded or something? - unless you are a closet septic? - - then - - all bets are off....

 

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis
That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.
- Paul Valery
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach

 

boy oh boy

does this explain it all

take note, these are the real facts of life

on the button the1
btw dont push too hard he he

 

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Terry Pratchett
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
- Edgar Watson Howe
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
- Richard Feynman

 

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. ...government is the problem It is no coincidence that our present troubles parallel and are proportionate to the intervention and intrusion in our lives that result from unnecessary and excessive growth of government."
-Ronald Reagan

 

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
- Benjamin Disraeli
There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time.
- Edith Wharton
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- Baltasar Gracian
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
- Terence

 

Ronald Reagan may have been classified as a "B" grade actor, but he did a pretty good job of being President - - One hell of a lot better than all since JFK....

 

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
- AJ Liebling
To be great is to be misunderstood.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
- Margot Asquith

 

who gives a 5hit? another pearl of wisdom from the Walrus -might be stoopid but he ain't boring.......................much

 

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
- Honore de Balzac
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
- Joan Klempner
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

 

by the Gods Jim you must spend your life in the library these days looking for quotes - the boys down the pub must be getting kinda worried - Jim turning over a new leaf - steady on there mate! remember

Realism is an illusion brought about by the absence of alcohol!! Can't remember who said it, was pissed at the time

 

i get them sent to me,,hehe,,,,i dont read nuff to find that many thingy's,,hehe

 

Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
- Orson Welles
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- WH Auden
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- Vic Gold
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
- Tom Stoppard

 

The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
- HL Mencken
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
- Dan Rather
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
- Bill Hoest
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle