Memorable Quotes

"Stop the world I want to get off!"

Bill Clinton

 

"Excuse me I'm pulling this target not pushing it!"

- unknow airplane pilot over Southern England many years ago after we'd just missed his plane by a few feet with a couple of 4.5 inch shells!! I'd have been a bit more vocal! As He did it for a living I guess he was used to it!

 

Haha, cool guy, that one.

 

What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?
- Evelyn Waugh

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
- Rudyard Kipling

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
- Nikita Khrushchev

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
- King Edward VIII

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
- Stephen Colbert

 

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George F. Will

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
- Martin Mull

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
- Margaret Millar

 

>> It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't
remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

>>Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. ~Spanish Proverb


>> Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything. ~Gregg Easterbrook

 

Ah...

Hello...

If it F'cks or Sails - RENT it...

Change is a foot - and I have too...

If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance - baffle them with ********...

Them be rubber numbers or ******** bumpers...

My time is all good - at least in the woods...

See http://youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA ...

SH.

 

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
- Claud Cockburn

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin Trillin

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

 

"OK Monica, you can start the world again, I just got off"

Bill Clinton

 

You really are a hippie!

 

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
- Thomas Fuller

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
- Jane Wagner

and YA,,i REALLY am a hippie,,,,,well,,,cept fer the no bath thing,,,i take at least 3 a year hehe

 

When? - It rains, It pours, so what is the third occasion?

 

We are having a dam filling... your invited, but watch out the rain is 0.000001 c warmer than last year.

 

WOW that is hot, you got plenty of ice and whiskey?

 

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
- Clement Atlee