I Don't Wanna Go Home...

Discussion in 'Boat Design' started by Sean Herron, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Hello...

    It looks like my parents have come to take me back to my home planet...

    I hope to get a petition going so I can stay just a little while longer so as to write and post the perfect poem that gets me fired from my job - pisses off the bank holding my mortgage - and also gets me divorced from my Spanish haired British wife - all on the same day...

    Ah - the illusive - perfect poem...

    What the hell is this thingee...

    I am thinking - weird *** USN submarine supply - evacuation - 'wave suspension' - meds. and food supply - or archaeological recovery...

    I see articulation between the forward hulls - which look like bladders - and the aft aluminum bits that sport Arneson drives - crazy...

    I don't want to go home yet...

    SH.
     

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  2. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    DAD made some MODS...

    Hello...

    Even more...

    Dad was a bit of a drinker and a bit of a tinker - a cobbler - and a chimney sweep...

    SH.
     

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  3. SamSam
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    SamSam Senior Member

    To piss off the boss, the bank and the wife surely shouldn't be as hard as composing the perfect poem. Some sort of simple act would probably work. Try taking a vacation first, maybe desperate measures aren't needed.
    I'm convinced that thing is a giant suction cup springing spider toy. If not that, some kind of aquatic Peeping Tom enabler. Take care, Sam
     
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  4. Trevlyns
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    Trevlyns Senior Citizen/Member

    Pissing off the bank should be simple - just miss a payment!
     
    Trevlyns, Feb 10, 2007
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    nero Senior Member

    I think this is a boat designed to recover lost-at-sea, floating containers. This could be a very lucrative activity.
     
    nero, Feb 10, 2007
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    Huh?

    I have seen a drawing somewhere of a disco platform of these natured construction... somewhere.

    This picture aint spider then I would prefer these babe...:D:D:D
     

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  7. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Nero,

    Especially in the the English Channel/La Manche at the moment eh! so why ain't it here ther's money on them thar beaches
     
    safewalrus, Feb 10, 2007
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  8. SailDesign
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    SailDesign Old Phart! Stay upwind..

    Sean,
    The answer to all your problems is to be discovered "in flagrante" with the bosses wife - on the bank manager's desk.....
    Should piss 'em all off at once!
    Steve "HTH"
     
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    I kinda had a similar idea but it looked more like a catamaran with a long minivan shaped house on it,mabe to much star trek!
     
    ron17571, Feb 10, 2007
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  10. marshmat
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    Yep, Ron, one of the Starship Enterprise's class-9 shuttlecraft should do the trick :D What's warp-nine again, around four billion miles a second or so?
    I never cease to be amazed how much that spider boat- "Proteus", is it? - pops up on here. Something about the just plain weird that draws our members like moths to a lamp....
     
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    artemis Steamboater

    Stop Illegal Alien Repatriation

    Sean - don't try to stop your parents from taking you away. There was a movie back in the mid 1970s about such an event - titled "Rocky Horror Picture Show". The injuries, deaths, environmental damage caused should surely make you think twice about resisting your "repatriation". :D
     
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    Sean is presumed not a native American..... Alien mean foreign body from another country? Or the type u call UFO?:D:D:D
     
    westlawn5554X, Feb 11, 2007
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