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Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by Mudnut, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Mudnut, 'concrete shoes' tend to be large concrete blocks fitted to the feet of recalticent gentlemen who work(ed) for another criminal gangboss! the idea being that the gentleman in question is then launched into the local bay in an area of water somewhat deeper than he can normally stand up in! :p

    zheeesh Trouty I thought all these jokes about Queenslanders where just that 'Jokes', now I'm not sure! :rolleyes:
     
  2. Mudnut
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    Mudnut Junior Member

    Safewalrus,Everyone knows that,"IF" it were possible to make them out of PUMICE,What a funny way to go!With ya feet floating and ya head sinking,does the same job in the end.Weired humour
     
  3. Thunderhead19
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    Thunderhead19 Senior Member

    If they like you, they drop you at the low tide mark and give you a hacksaw....I'm afraid of the man who told me that.
     
  4. Mudnut
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    Mudnut Junior Member

    I suppose the real harcore one's would make it a very blunt hacksaw at that,Ain't it funny how hacksaw blades break just when ya need them most!!!
     

  5. safewalrus
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    ****! I'll never be able to look a hacksaw in the face again without some very funny thoughts coming to mind!
     
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