incentive for the "old guys"

Okay, I admit a little imprecise, so maybe a sterilized Exacto knife, a ShopVac and a crevasse tool attachment.

 

@PAR - Yacht Designer/Builder/Cosmetic Surgey

 

FRP is plastics. so, cosmetic surgery is PLASTIC SURGEON.

 

If I thought that's all it would take to counteract too much booze, too much food, too little sleep and too little exercise, I'd be hauling out my Lansky sharpening kit for that Exacto knife right now.

It's suppose it's remotely possible I should modify my lifestyle instead. But that's just crazy talk.....

 

A cheap alternative could be a Croydon facelift
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_facelift

although there are risks
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9603531/Beware-the-Croydon-facelift.html

I was reminded recently of the problem, I was bending over using a mirror to look at an inaccessible part of the boat when I caught sight of my face, it looks very different when gravity is pulling the skin up.

My hair is not long enough to use the above technique.

 

Just use super glue .... put some on your the fingers of your left hand .... spread out your fingers .... apply fingers to top, and pull fingers together.

 

Troy.
I don't know if it would work on other parts of the body, but an ancient home cure for baldness might apply.

Massaging a mixture of persimmon juice and alum into the scalp does NOT grow hair. But is does shrink the scalp, drawing the sideburns up on top.

modify technique appropriately and let us know how it works out.