Hotels full in Bethlehem again.

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by Frosty, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. Frosty

    Frosty Previous Member

    Hotel accommodation in Bethlehem seems to be a problem at this time of year.

    Sheep herders, Virgins and wise kings are once again having difficulty in seeking shelter for the night.

    This has been an ongoing problem for 2010 years. Many locals open there barns and straw heaps for them to rest.

    Local suppliers of Gold Frankincense and Murr are sold out.



    A glass of wine is known as 1 unit of alcahol, 5 units being the max amount to drive.

    Father Christmas who traditionally downs a glass of wine at each household would during the course on one evening consume 25 million units of alcohol rendering him 5,35 million units above the legal limit to drive.

    Apparently this is not a problem as you do not need a license for a magic sleigh and Rudolph the head reindeer does not touch a drop, Said mickey the magic pixie.

    Shall go to Makro supermarket this morning and buy an exotic animal to eat, Croc is quite nice and cholesterol free.
     
    Frosty, Dec 23, 2009
    #1
  2. Paul No Boat
    Joined: Dec 2009
    Posts: 99
    Likes: 5, Points: 0, Legacy Rep: 149
    Location: Indiana

    Paul No Boat Junior Member

    Frosty, did you hear the nativity play was cancelled in Washington, DC this year? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
     
    Paul No Boat, Dec 24, 2009
    #2
  3. hoytedow
    Joined: Sep 2009
    Posts: 5,857
    Likes: 400, Points: 93, Legacy Rep: 2489
    Location: Control Group

    hoytedow Carbon Based Life Form

    Just hope we don't find Obama in a manger.
     
    hoytedow, Dec 24, 2009
    #3

  5. masalai
    Joined: Oct 2007
    Posts: 6,818
    Likes: 121, Points: 0, Legacy Rep: 1882
    Location: cruising, Australia

    masalai masalai

    No chance all the Goldman Sucks people are there saying 'God sent me to fix things'... - - Oh:?:...
     
    masalai, Dec 24, 2009
    #4
Forum posts represent the experience, opinion, and view of individual users. Boat Design Net does not necessarily endorse nor share the view of each individual post.
When making potentially dangerous or financial decisions, always employ and consult appropriate professionals. Your circumstances or experience may be different.