For those who carry arms on their boats-

I have the most dangerous weapon ever conceived; an American Woman.

 

With a Gold credit card..............................................


Shiver me timbers

 

go ahead and make fun of this good 'ol American patriot. It was people like him that gave us our independence. beer, guns and rock n roll, that is what liberty is about. And darned if some candy-assed, fear mongering, lefty politician trying to advance his career by demonizing this kind of patriot is going get a guy like that to give up his civil rights.

and note that none of those silly, useless, wasteful laws would have banned anything I see in that picture. Go ahead, make fun all you want, it just makes you so much Superior to denigrate a guy like that. You and all of the wizards of smart, you can smugly claim moral superiority because you do not own guns, nor have a beer belly. You are slaves to Superior intellect, which you all worship like a god. And I would say you have a fool for a god.

 

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Dear Petros,
I take great offence at your post. I have a perfectly formed beer belly and I am thick as a brick.
Bit touchy are we?

Best Wishes,
Adam

 

Starboard!!!!

 

Naw, just borderline sarcasm...sort of. Not quite sure myself.

But I have seen similar looking people (without the firearms) floating around on local waters on all manner of boats, I am sure you have too on your side of the pond (could even be you by the sounds of it). So he could be your customer as well.

 

If you're in my area,if you like I'll introduce you to a grizzly bear,and see how juvenile you act while begging me to shoot it while he tears your head off.

A male grizzly at 600-800 pounds or even a female at 500 will make dinner of you when they can get to 35 mph/60 kmh in about 70'.

Standing there,hands on hips "oh don't be silly,stop it" while he's charging you won't help,but the sound of a shotgun will.

If it doesn't, then he gets it.

 

You tell 'em WVH!

 

Never happen, I dont go near grizzlies, or any where that might be dangerous.

PS your shot gun wont stop him --you'lle just piss him off by which time ille be back at the bar, Im not a fast runner but I only need to run faster than you.

 

Damn your good Michael --another fanatastic picture.

Is it titled 'America'

OR if you fuzzied out the faces it could be "Afganistan"

No socks for the kid,---- tattoos,--- all over weight and a confused looking dog, as well it would be. Crotch at the knees as usual.

 

Caption Competion
The little boy with AK47
"I want to see exotic Afghanistan... the crown jewel of Central Asia.
I want to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.
I want to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"

 

A shotgun with a slug in a 3 1/2" will stop a grizzlie. The Second Amendment in the US Constitution guarantees the right to own and bear arms. It does not limit the permission to guns.
Number4: you guys went to Asia, Africa and America and massacred the natives and destroyed ancient cultures. Who is blameless?

 

We don't carry guns but we still have to fight off wild koala bears.

 

It'll take down an elephant too.

000 buckshot are 9.2 mm rounds 10 per shell and 1/4 mile a second.... good deterrent based on personal experience.

Ironically Frosty your area is more dangerous than mine,and at twice my age with a huge belly you can't outrun me.
Usain Bolt may make it 30',but that's about it.

Storing them in a salt water climate on a boat is a more worthwhile topic.