Favorite stupid

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by gonzo, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. Knut Sand
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    Knut Sand Senior Member

    For boats;
    "Relax, I've been here before..."
    "Relax, I've done this a million times..."

    For nightclubs in London (to the "doorman")...:
    "Do you know that you look like an arab terrorist?"
    (I was the innocent bystander... Still don't exactly know what happened...).
     
  2. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    "Ooops:!::!:"
     
  3. JLIMA
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    JLIMA crazed throttleman

    Just found this and figured I'd share it with every one.[​IMG]
     

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  4. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    What was the stupid??? - - first voice, "go port", "no go stbd", "no go up", "no go down" 5th voice "Ahh ****-it full ahead - oops meant full astern - on the charts, says, it's a lighthouse:!:"
     
  5. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Here is the correct one
     

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  6. nordvindcrew
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    nordvindcrew Senior Member

    back to boats

    Build a rowing boat, rowing is fun. Just don't get involved in racing, then it's no fun just lunacy.
     
  7. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    The slowest car at the robot is always dicing. It's everyone else that is pulling away normally that is not noticing it.
     
  8. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Two women were sitting together, quietly.................
     
  9. masalai
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    masalai masalai

  10. gonzo
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    gonzo Senior Member

    I feel rather good. No one has yet said "Gonzo"
     
  11. Fanie
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    Fanie Fanie

    Wait, it's coming :D




    Geeezz Mas, these links you can come up with... He..he... didn't know you had an inetrest in that direction though :D
    And 'The Poo Police Patrol our Passage'... I bet they have a shitty attitude too ;)
     
  12. masalai
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    masalai masalai

  13. bntii
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    bntii Senior Member

    "I should buy this boat"
     
  14. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Yes you should (buy that boat) - applies if you do.............
     

  15. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Frp...

    Hello...
    Hand laid FRP is impervious to osmosis and aluminium corrodes...
    SH.
     
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