Desperate Need Of Help By Peers...

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by Sean Herron, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Hello...

    I just got back from the bank and all is very good - I have refinanced a second lease on life - so to speak - or I have sold my wife into white slavery...

    Bunch of babble speak - some number thingies - and a few signatures...

    Trouble is - now I am finding myself thinking nice thoughts - and feeling very good about my life and others - I am smiling and feeling optimistic - other **** too - and I just don't like it...

    I need some help here - I am harbouring thoughts of how to become nice and sympathetic and maybe even morally and politically correct - hell - I might even build a boat...

    If any one here has had these same problems and has found good help for themselves regarding these odd symptoms - please advise me directly as soon as possible...

    This is not a joke - I really need some help here - I do not want to fall into the pit of oblivious joy...

    Thanks in advance...

    SH.
     
  2. Kay9
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    Kay9 1600T Master

    Read a newspaper. Pay attention to your government. This ought to fix your attitude in no time.

    K9
     
  3. Kay9
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    Kay9 1600T Master

    You could also spend the day reading about David Mann, here on the forums.

    K9
     
  4. safewalrus
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    safewalrus Ancient Marriner

    Or better offer to finance David Mann (you don't have to; you just offer! reality will, we hope, set in before he cashes the cheque / check)!!
     
  5. Guest625101138

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    Stop reading Fanie's jokes.

    Maybe keep reading them and keep wasting that time. The backlog of work will eventually put you in a bad mood.
     
  6. PAR
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    PAR Yacht Designer/Builder

    Talk to an insurance agent, Sean . . .
     
  7. charmc
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    charmc Senior Member

    Start planning for calculating your taxes, then think about how that money will be spent by your government ... guaranteed to wipe away all semblance of joy.
     
  8. PAR
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    PAR Yacht Designer/Builder

    Call your ex-wife and talk about old times . . .
     
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  9. masalai
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    masalai masalai

    Welcome to the swim
     
  10. PAR
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    PAR Yacht Designer/Builder

    Look closely into your lover's eyes and ask if you've the most endowed and talented she's ever known . . . Then ask yourself if she can settle, why can't you . . .
     
  11. Kay9
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    Kay9 1600T Master

    Lmao!!!
     
  12. charmc
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    charmc Senior Member

    PAR,

    You have heretofor hidden talent!!
     
  13. PAR
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    PAR Yacht Designer/Builder

    Pretend you're a professional tennis player, so you can justify that love means nothing to you.
     
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    westlawn5554X STUDENT

    join the foreign legiun... not the one with bat man and superman in it... the other...
     

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    the1much hippie dreams

    call my wife,,please
     
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