Dealing with pirates

Everything...? Naaaah. A few things, maybe, thanks to the influence of those Irish fishermen blown off course (or too drunk to know East from West )!

 

there's this rumour that the Irish actually invented the pipes, the Scots just ain't seen the joke yet!

But as yer average Scot is a blown away Irishman shouldn't we be telling Jock jokes instead of Irish ones?

Oh! that was sorry..................mumble mumble

 

Oh we saw the joke instantly Walrus, and went on to match them by inventing the kilt - both of which were taken up with gusto by the English Irish and Americans....

 

Walrus,

I customized Berg's Walrus image for you. Could be your new avatar.

TGoz

 

MMMmmmmm tim looks good, patch over one eye might be more piratical! patch over each eye would be more truthful!!!!

 

Thar ye go Walrus me good man. Arrrr!


TGoz

 

Nope --theres still something wrong mmmmm--- what can it be?

Oh theres no glass in his mouth,!!! I knew something wasnt right.

 

TGoz, buddy,

Watch out, don't want to be pulled over for PUI (posting under the influence)!!

 

Just remember Gentlemen "Soberiety is an Illusion brought about by the absense of alcohol!!"

 

Safewalruses humour is an illusion brough about by an absence of wit.

I heard of serious pirate attack in land in Thailand the other day. Some yachtie anchored off in a mangrove swamp.

Sigh--- I just cant be bothred to talk about it.

 

Pirate activities will decrease according to the rise of local currency strength... they start robbing the local boys.

 

Everybody robs Jack 'cos he's fun to rob - he just gives it away! they used to think he was happy about it the way he smiled then they found out it was just wind!

 

Boy oh Boy have you got me summed up wrong, jeeesus.

Hey have you heard about the yanks finding that wreck off Lands end with something like 300million dollars of gold.

Whats the cheeky ******** doing 40 miles of Lands end?

Why didnt we send out a gun boat and say --Hey get yer thiefing hands of our wrecks, Go find yer own stuff.

I hope they dont think they are keeping it. Hey bring us back our gold.

Theres been wars started for less that this.

Ole Blair should hop over there right smartish and tap on Bushes chest and say --you wont a bit of bover mate.

This is England your messing with pal,-- not Afganistan.

 

did jack just blow a 50 amp fuse?,,,,,,,,,,oh yea ,its now 500 million,,,longliner

 

500 million,----

So--like what happens now then?

This ship sank 400 years ago --thats before the Brits gave America thier independance. Long before the constitution ( ive been told today.)

So they come within 40 miles and take a wreck with 500 million of gold.

Mmmm lets think about this a minute. Ok ive thought about it.

If i owed 500 dollars to the British inland revenue and couldnt pay,-- they WOULD take away my house from me.

The yanks come into Uk waters and find a wreck with 500 million and take it away --what and we dont say anything?

Theres something very wrong with this.