Dealing with pirates

A hunting boomerang will come back if you include a self addressed stamped envelope.

 

No Jack to polite to bore people, you of course are a different matter, it's a point of honour to bore the pants off you - after all you need the material to spice up your pathetic act a little anyway! Hey if your beaching to careen your bottom (the mind boggles) does this mean the Straits will have a Jack free period -the pirates will be happy - a period in which they can strike real fear into the populance, instead of the usual "ah yes! your mates of Jack Frost aren't you, go away, boo!"

 

But only if it's written in Aboriginal.

Mychael

 

Can't get the 'footprint' on that envelope! :idea:

 

Take your boot off first Walrus - the six toes should give the postie a clue...

 

Chick with gun gets every one in trouble

Only complicated if you are allowed to keep the gun while in port. Otherwise it is simple. No guns dude.

 

Don't tell no problem - as long as they don't search! If they do best you have a good hidey hole, or leave at the bouy! (??? takes a bit of skill that does)

 

Who let the pirate thread slip so far down the list??

 

It was hi-jacked...

 

I"lle be back, once I get her back in the water. Then ile' give ye a storey that wi make ye balls shrink to the size of peanuts.

eye I be launching tomorow at the high tide with a few illegal ignorants no doubt, oh ey no doubt. Oh ey

 

Is it just me, or are Walrus and jack frost's posts getting more and more incoherent ....both retreating into their own universe?

 

High tech way to deal with pirates, better than electric fence

I give full credit for this to kach22i, who posted it on another forum, but I thought it would be a good thing for dealing with pirates. One photo shows it as it is being developed now, the other with an anti-pirate enhancement that should appeal to Walrus.

 

OOoooooh! I like them spidery things! they'd be useful they would

 

Has anyone mentioned that September 19th this year is officially 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' ?

 

No but I'd like that! "Well hello Mr. Pirate", 'grunt', "your a naughty boy mr pirate", 'grunt', "but we can fix that!" 'grunt'

"please be so kind as to slip your head into this hempen noose hanging from the yardarm", 'grunt' "OH thank you, heave away roundly there lads" 'gru.............

Yes I could talk to pirates quite well, what say you Jack?...... 'grunt' ....... now where have I heard...... tee! hee!