Captain Morgan

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  1. Poida
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    Poida Senior Member

    Here I am typing away on my new laptop.
    Why do I have a new laptop? you might ask.
    Well I stuffed up my other computer by, wait for it me hearties, shiver me timbers.

    I stuffed it up with a shot of Captain Morgan's Rum.

    Heading for my computer I thought, "Why not have a shot of Rum."

    Sitting in front of my computer watching YouTube with me earphones on, I remembered I had something on the stove.

    Dashing out of my seat and forgetting that I was wearing earphones, the cable of the earphones caught old Captain Morgan and shot him up into the air and landed upside down on the keyboard.

    Things started flashing across the screen, the old computer was pissed out of its hard drive.

    I guess that's why the Navy stopped having Rum rations when computers came along.

    Poida
     
    Poida, May 1, 2014
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  2. Grey Ghost
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    Grey Ghost Senior Member

    Maybe it will work again after it completely evaporates.
     
    Grey Ghost, May 1, 2014
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  3. pdwiley
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    pdwiley Senior Member

    Next time drink Inner Circle OP - it's better for your keyboard.

    PDW
     
    pdwiley, May 2, 2014
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  4. redreuben
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    redreuben redreuben

    Ok so the computer is Fritzed.

    What's your favourite Rum ?

    I'm working my way through different brands so nothing firm but Coruba was nice.
    Bundy is poison.
    Is there a standout benchmark rum ?
     
    redreuben, May 6, 2014
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  6. Poida
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    Poida Senior Member

    Sorry Red, the only thing I know about Rum so far is they fx&k computers.
    Although I agree Bundy is not as smooth as the Captain. I haven't tried others.

    Poida
     
    Poida, May 6, 2014
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