Boats And Divorce...

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by Sean Herron, Jul 24, 2010.

  1. larry larisky

    larry larisky Previous Member

    once-did it four time
    two-i was shot at once
    three-even castro don't go there
     
  2. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    Four and counting. Don't worry, it gets easier ;)
     
  3. dskira

    dskira Previous Member

    I'll take the fifth :p
    Daniel
     
  4. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    The triumph of hope over experience.
     
  5. dskira

    dskira Previous Member

    Amendment that is.........;)

    Daniel
     
  6. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    Good choice. Good choice.
     
  7. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    ******** Billy...

    Hello...

    Cannot imagine this would interest anybody...
    Found on an old HD that I plugged in on the boat today...
    Sometimes I wonder about the **** that I get up to and into...

    At least I can only get nagged by onliners now - how NICE is that...

    SH.
     
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  8. SamSam
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    SamSam Senior Member

  9. mydauphin
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    mydauphin Senior Member

    Divorce is what happens when you rather spend time with your boat than your wife. Don't feel bad divorce is sky rockets in bad economy because everyone reviews heir prioritize. Good luck, eat healthy, enjoy your free time, work on the boat, drink a few more beers and remember to carry a condom around just in case you get lucky.
     
  10. WestVanHan
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    If one has kids you are obligated to support them,but it's a relatively simple and inexpensive procedure to have an offshore trust or company own the boat,then when the gold digger tries to get it she's SOL.

    Same thing with the house.

    Learnt my lesson when I was 20...
     
  11. SheetWise
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    SheetWise All Beach -- No Water.

    That's the learning process. Consult professionals -- they're well worth it.
     
  12. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Good Time For...

    Hello...

    Making paper aeroplanes for the cat to chase and destroy...
    Build a rail mount bird feeder to drive the cat mental next morning...
    Build that radio controlled yacht to diddle with from the cockpit...
    Of the real yacht - and raft her aside for the night on some string...
    BBQ a **** load of meat and not cook any vegetables...
    Saurkraut and mustard ***** - oh wait - who am I talking to...:p
    Watch the sun go down - making a diamond line on the river...
    Scratch my ball sack - burp and fart - pull grey hairs from my chest...
    Piss standing up - making as much noise as possible - when not at sea..
    Leave the lid up for the next round...
    Drink beer from the can it came in - not a glass...
    Smoke in the cockpit - the 'balcony' - open all the portals...
    Curl up with a Farley Mowat novel and the cat - and drift into sleep...

    Biggest problem with divorce is that you have to marry them first...

    Gollee - how stupid was that...

    SH.
     
  13. WestVanHan
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    WestVanHan Not a Senior Member

    My brother got married 3 times,each one got him for half + of assets-he never learned.

    I was 20,she said baby was mine,we got married.

    Baby was obviously of half African descent (I'm not,she's not) and marriage of 3 weeks was over.

    With new husband in tow,tried suing me for support,had to get lawyer etc etc ended up costing $$$$ and much hassles.
    So now that major assets are not in my name I can safely ignore any threats except for paying a lawyer to show up and tell her/them/whoever to get stuffed.And to get it done dry.
     
  14. Sean Herron
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    Sean Herron Senior Member

    Good Laughs Are Good...

    Hello...

    I have no idea how this fell into my lap - but it made me laugh...
    Very creative if not cynical - hope his wife did not see same...

    See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltPDknpdFBY ...

    SH.
     

  15. mydauphin
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    mydauphin Senior Member

    Is a boat owned by a foreign corporation really safe from divorce attorneys and the IRS? But I guess you can keep moving...
     
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